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DC ONE Oct 25, 2017

with a ton of rl shit going on i miss the old days of being able to escape in the gd for hours having a giggle so here's the deal. give me your best jokes people make me chuckle 👍
DC ONE Oct 25, 2017

I opened the door to the mail guy yesterday naked.
I don't know what scared him most, the sight of my naked body or the fact I know here he lives
DC ONE Oct 25, 2017

two irishman are walking down the road when they find a mirror. the first one looks into it and says "fucking hell, I know that guy from somewhere. the second guy looks into it and says " you silly fucker that's me"
Old Azz Santos Oct 25, 2017

I got a joke... look n the mirror haha
DC ONE Oct 25, 2017

Ese Santos wrote:
I got a joke... look n the mirror haha

boo lol
TͣΛͩZͩ Oct 25, 2017

Paddy and Mickey in a plane
Paddy says to Mickey would we fall out it the plane turned upside dwn Mickey says no we still be friends
DC ONE Oct 25, 2017

〓TAZ〓🔙🔜 wrote:
Paddy and Mickey in a plane
Paddy says to Mickey would we fall out it the plane turned upside dwn Mickey says no we still be friends

lmao
¢υנσ_ Oct 25, 2017

How many Ethiopians can fit in a phone booth? All of them.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Oct 25, 2017

DC ONE wrote:
〓TAZ〓🔙🔜 wrote:
Paddy and Mickey in a plane
Paddy says to Mickey would we fall out it the plane turned upside dwn Mickey says no we still be friends

lmao

English humour 🙄
★DΞICIDΞ★ Oct 25, 2017

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and Gautreaux was playing a big round of golf for $200. At the 18th green Boudreaux had hisself a ten foot putt to win dat round, and the $200. As Boudreaux was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral procession to pass him by. After it passed, Boudreaux picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. Seeing this, Thibodeaux said, “Mais cher, dat was de most touching ting I never seen befo. I can’t believe you stopped playing, possibly losing all you concentration, to pay you respects.” “Well”, Boudreaux replies, “we were married for 25 years.”
Seventeen 24💔 Oct 25, 2017

Frosty the snowman,
had a dick of snow
He could only fuck a bitch
if her pussy was real cold

Frosty was frustrated,
but that's how the cards were dealt,
When a girl would pass with a big hot ass,
his dick would surely melt

Spring will be here and his dick will disappear,
like a ice cube in a parking lot
Frosty tried to fuck this girl named dot but her pussy was too hot

Frosty the snowman
was never able to come,
when he tried to fuck a queer,
the sun would appear and frosty had to run

Now its time for Frosty's dick to disappear
He'll say goodbye but don't you cry,
he'll fuck you again next year.
TͣΛͩZͩ Oct 26, 2017

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
DC ONE wrote:
〓TAZ〓🔙🔜 wrote:
Paddy and Mickey in a plane
Paddy says to Mickey would we fall out it the plane turned upside dwn Mickey says no we still be friends

lmao

English humour 🙄

At least we have humour 🇬🇧😃
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Oct 26, 2017

〓TAZ〓🔙🔜 wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
DC ONE wrote:
〓TAZ〓🔙🔜 wrote:
Paddy and Mickey in a plane
Paddy says to Mickey would we fall out it the plane turned upside dwn Mickey says no we still be friends

lmao

English humour 🙄

At least we have humour 🇬🇧😃
Canadians are inherently funny. Just look at them.
★MΛGIС BUCКΞΤ★ Oct 29, 2017

Imagine if Beyoncé's dad was Roy castle ......
baptist4six9 Oct 29, 2017

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
¢υנσ_ Oct 29, 2017

baptist4six9 wrote:
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

😂
Old Azz Santos Oct 29, 2017

It suppose to be that lil thing haha
Old Azz Santos Oct 29, 2017

Your dick so small, sperms a tight squeeze.
She told me , when u get hard it looks like a toothpick
ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ Oct 29, 2017

🚪κɳᴑʗκ💢✊🏼💢ƙɲσɕƙ🚪
Blue_Jay Oct 29, 2017

ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
🚪κɳᴑʗκ💢✊🏼💢ƙɲσɕƙ🚪

Who's there?
Some Salt Oct 30, 2017

"I just broke up with my girlfriend. She was cheating on me."
"You bitter?"
"Yeah. Bit him too."
Big Iron Buck 💔 Oct 30, 2017

What's white and ten inches long?
Nothing...
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