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matty two thumb Nov 4, 2010

Policemans autobiography reveals horrific details of a former church minister who cut off the genitals of dead bodies. The ministercut off the genitals and, whilst eating breakfast, injected them with warm water to make them erect. He then fed them to local seagulls. Police found jars of pickled genitalia in his house. He was the first person in the Uk to be jailed for this crime. He also killed a number of sheep in violent attacks. The nature if these attacks was not sexual. All this in a sleepy seaside town.
stupid Nov 4, 2010

Which town? I live in west wales! *checks genitals*
Angel of Blades Nov 4, 2010

This just in, Matty searches the most F'd up stuff through google.
Add: KOZY Nov 4, 2010

Wow
matty two thumb Nov 4, 2010

Angel of Blades wrote:
This just in, Matty searches the most F'd up stuff through google.

Wasn't on google. It's in the local newspaper. Some retired old people are going to get a bit of a shock. Stupid- Tywyn mate.
matty two thumb Nov 4, 2010

Even though it's disgusting I like to think that when he made his breakfast and boiled the kettle for his cocks if he made a cup if tea with the left over water.
shaggly razors Nov 4, 2010

Theres nothing else to do in twywn Genitalia pickling is a tourist attraction there
matty two thumb Nov 4, 2010

shaggly razors wrote:
Theres nothing else to do in twywn Genitalia pickling is a tourist attraction there

What sort of holidays have you been having here?? To be fair though it would pass the time seeing as there is nothing else to do APART from pickle cocks.
stupid Nov 4, 2010

matty two thumb wrote:
Angel of Blades wrote:
This just in, Matty searches the most F'd up stuff through google.

Wasn't on google. It's in the local newspaper. Some retired old people are going to get a bit of a shock. Stupid- Tywyn mate.
Thanks matty!! I'm safe in llanelli woot!
☠metal militia☠ Nov 4, 2010

EXCITING!?
matty two thumb Nov 4, 2010

!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
EXCITING!?

If you like genital mutilation then yes it is exciting. Most of the time the local news is about the cleanliness of public toilets and the local dog show.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Nov 5, 2010

Pickle anything in them parts then
shaggly razors Nov 5, 2010

krissharm wrote:
Pickle anything in them parts then

you mean pickle them parts in anything then
mr joble Nov 5, 2010

matty two thumb wrote:
Policemans autobiography reveals horrific details of a former church minister who cut off the genitals of dead bodies. The ministercut off the genitals and, whilst eating breakfast, injected them with warm water to make them erect. He then fed them to local seagulls. Police found jars of pickled genitalia in his house. He was the first person in the Uk to be jailed for this crime. He also killed a number of sheep in violent attacks. The nature if these attacks was not sexual. All this in a sleepy seaside town.

They called him the rhino ...
III TROJAN III Nov 5, 2010

thats fooking crazy, the pope will be happy to here about this lol
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Nov 5, 2010

I think you are right Shaggly razors
bee ryan Nov 5, 2010

I want to say "and that's why I'm glad I'm American," but we have some pretty f-ed up people here...
Buster Nobelli Nov 6, 2010

matty two thumb wrote:
Even though it's disgusting I like to think that when he made his breakfast and boiled the kettle for his cocks if he made a cup if tea with the left over water.

That made me laugh so hard I almost poo'd- brilliant!