Man or Husband?

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bunnymcd Nov 4, 2010

I just read this in a book and thought you all would enjoy.

"Look, there are men, and there are husbands. If you were male would you want to be a husband? The hell you would. You'd want to charge through life banging everything in sight. Men fuck, husbands have sex. Men smell, husbands use fou-fou. Men drink whiskey, husbands drink beer. Men are hung and husbands have hernias. Shit, I don't want a husband, I want a man."
In the 'Third Deadly Sin' by Lawrence Sanders

ROFLMAO!!!!!
風火貌 Nov 4, 2010

Sorry to all the husbands out there but I think most would agree they are men first. Husbands are just terms of endearment. So says the MEN of TW!
Lol.
 mama tek Nov 4, 2010

if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?
originalbones Nov 4, 2010

Ever notice a husband spinning his ring on his finger? It's not for fun, it's him trying to remember the combination!!
stupid Nov 4, 2010

🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
☠metal militia☠ Nov 4, 2010

Hhahaha nice..
stupid Nov 4, 2010

!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
Hhahaha nice..

I'm not just a pretty face ;)
O-Dogg Nov 4, 2010

stupid wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
👍
⚪️ Nov 4, 2010

originalbones wrote:
Ever notice a husband spinning his ring on his finger? It's not for fun, it's him trying to remember the combination!!

bones you are always so hilarious😄
☠metal militia☠ Nov 4, 2010

stupid wrote:
!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
Hhahaha nice..

I'm not just a pretty face ;)
Hu?
ChainsawCharlie Nov 4, 2010

stupid wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic. Weak will and lack of self control make you an alcoholic.
IBOOBIES Nov 4, 2010

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
stupid wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic. Weak will and lack of self control make you an alcoholic.
AA is for quitters.
bunnymcd Nov 4, 2010

I❤BOOBIES🎱♠ wrote:
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
stupid wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic. Weak will and lack of self control make you an alcoholic.
AA is for quitters.
AA is for people who have the balls to work on and overcome a problem in their lives.
I don't call that quitting.
The Rhino Nov 5, 2010

bunnymcd wrote:
I just read this in a book and thought you all would enjoy.

"Look, there are men, and there are husbands. If you were male would you want to be a husband? The hell you would. You'd want to charge through life banging everything in sight. Men fuck, husbands have sex. Men smell, husbands use fou-fou. Men drink whiskey, husbands drink beer. Men are hung and husbands have hernias. Shit, I don't want a husband, I want a man."
In the 'Third Deadly Sin' by Lawrence Sanders

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Wrong on one count at least men drink beer. Husbands NEED to drink whiskey. I'm actually very disapointed that this mistake was made
IBOOBIES Nov 5, 2010

bunnymcd wrote:
I❤BOOBIES🎱♠ wrote:
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
stupid wrote:
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I drink whiskey and beer, does that make me a husbandman?

No it makes you an alcoholic
drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic. Weak will and lack of self control make you an alcoholic.
AA is for quitters.
AA is for people who have the balls to work on and overcome a problem in their lives.
I don't call that quitting.
It's called a joke...get one.
 mama tek Nov 5, 2010

I much prefer the term lush. as I've understood it, alcoholism is a disease of denial and I've never made excuses for my excess.
⚪️ Nov 5, 2010

I love it when men drink to excess. makes it so much easier to get some.