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Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 22, 2017

The King apologizes for nothing! The King runs this land. Without The King, TW would be lost. Without The King, TW would be boring. Just look at these moronic posts. Did you see the eclipse? No, everyone slept all day. How old are you? From 2010. What's the new Pokemon? Shut up. Don't even know if that one is real. Fact is, The King posts and everyone reacts. Now, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING!!! BOW BEFORE THE MASTER OF YOUR FORUMS!!! BOW BEFORE THE RULER OF TW!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Some Salt Aug 22, 2017

On whose authority are you able to desecrate these sacred forums with your belligerent slander and self-righteous blathering? You are naught but a lowly slug, waiting to be crushed under foot. Maybe not by me, maybe not tonight. But mark my words, Kelly. Your precious empire, your reign of delusional tyranny, will see a most unfortunate and righteous demise. Enjoy your living privelages while you can; you may soon find them revoked.
Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 22, 2017

Salt. Do you think you are the first person to deliver that threat to The King? The King and his billions await you and your miniscule threat. The King still stands. The King still moves on. You also will learn the power of The King. Do yourself a favor and bow down now. It will do you many favors. Learn your place now and you will be spared 100×! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 Aug 22, 2017

Eat my shorts.
𝖂𝘢𝘳𝕻𝘶𝘱 Aug 22, 2017

Eat a bag of baby dicks
Mike Bassett Aug 22, 2017

The king is a little prick and we all know what bow down means. Beware Internet Groomer. 🍆
¢υנσ_ Aug 22, 2017

King Keller wrote:
I am sorry for my actions, I am truly the lowest scum of turf wars!

Thank you for admitting your mistakes.
pugshark Aug 22, 2017

But did you see the eclipse?
Old Azz Santos Aug 22, 2017

How old r u?
Nоah Aug 22, 2017

Finally someone comes forward and says what we're all thinking
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Aug 22, 2017

Oops, Keller's parents gave him back his phone.
Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 23, 2017

The King slayed his parents at a very young and ripe age of 11. The King had no use for them. It was very bloody and very gruesome. However, after 25 years of therapy and shock treatment, The King sleeps well at night. For the most part, it has become a foggy, distant memory. Ah, the good old days. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Nоah Aug 23, 2017

King Keller wrote:
The King slayed his parents at a very young and ripe age of 11. The King had no use for them. It was very bloody and very gruesome. However, after 25 years of therapy and shock treatment, The King sleeps well at night. For the most part, it has become a foggy, distant memory. Ah, the good old days. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Ripe?
pugshark Aug 23, 2017

All hail the Queing!
Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 23, 2017

The Kings most loyal feeder of news. How's it going puggy?
pugshark Aug 23, 2017

Fantastic my king! Just awaiting your orders of attack on the giant secret battle you've masterminded. Sure to turn the community of turfwars upside down.
Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 23, 2017

The King will release all that info once the final details are all hammered out. Just a matter of about 2-4 says. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Lord Business Aug 23, 2017

Nоah wrote:
King Keller wrote:
The King slayed his parents at a very young and ripe age of 11. The King had no use for them. It was very bloody and very gruesome. However, after 25 years of therapy and shock treatment, The King sleeps well at night. For the most part, it has become a foggy, distant memory. Ah, the good old days. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Ripe?
Kids are stinky. My nostrils curl up when our 10 year old gets in the car after a few hours of playing at after school care.
NorthFaceNinja Aug 25, 2017

Does anyone want to count how many times he refers to him self as a third person as the king ... lol