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Things we did as noobs

• Jcboone😎 Jul 11, 2017

  Spammed at least 50 players asking them for iTunes gift cards for bren guns
• Nоah Jul 12, 2017

  ᏠᑕҍΩᎾΠҽ wrote:

  Spammed at least 50 players asking them for iTunes gift cards for bren guns
  

  Classic
• Glock 45 Jul 12, 2017

  I was attacked by a player so I capped a bunch of his turf. Found out he was under the protection of The Milk Man. He capped me out of a small town I was in. So I promised him I'd behave and he let me plant turf. 2 days later I capped every turf I could get. Ended up being chased around for 3 months could only plant 1 turf for a day before itwould get capped by him or kid Higgy. Eventually we became friends. They both have left the game now.
• Ꭱ3V Jul 12, 2017

  〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:

  I did have a player accuse me of being the cause of the problems of the world.
  

  Wellll, aren't you? 😝
• Sonny Boy155 Jul 12, 2017

  💩my pants. 😕
• touchofdeathhhh Jul 13, 2017

  Spent 5 RPs per week for Global police protection.😆
  Eventually learned to just pay for local protection, & save up Consiglieris. Now I never run out of them, even if I don't get one for a few months.👉😵
• ★DΞICIDΞ★ Jul 14, 2017

  as a noob i attack big jake(he was about 3k), i lost then i started a v on him.... still lost. he kick my ass... he was still procted by the don... i didnt understand how the hell i was losing and he could cap me, i cried to support like a noob because i didnt understand the dynamics of the game.... after that we were friends 😁.
• 🏈ℳ∆ཞ℣ℒѧṩ仐̫仐🏉 Jul 14, 2017

  I used to drive across town to plant turf all over, & make sure to plant turf on the plane trips I took...before airports were implemented in game of course
• Killer Khalsa Jul 15, 2017

  Ran into Cupcake
• me12345 Jul 15, 2017

  ★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:

  as a noob i attack big jake(he was about 3k), i lost then i started a v on him.... still lost. he kick my ass... he was still procted by the don... i didnt understand how the hell i was losing and he could cap me, i cried to support like a noob because i didnt understand the dynamics of the game.... after that we were friends 😁.
  

  😂😂😂😂
• me12345 Jul 15, 2017

  I wanted local capo so I started a V against him and invited mystery and smoke monster.
  Also, lost all my damn TW account info so I can't log back in!!!!!
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Jul 15, 2017

  Burned Syracuse NY with a crew of locals😈 Lol
• short_temper Oct 12, 2017

  Didn't wear a condom or did I
• ☠️EYESOFDEATH☠️ Oct 13, 2017

  Leveled up way to fast, and didn’t punch codes
• Blokester Oct 14, 2017

  Buy defense upgrades for every turf 😂
• ¢υנσ_ Oct 14, 2017

  Blokester wrote:

  Buy defense upgrades for every turf 😂
  

  What he said☝️☝️☝️
• Old Azz Santos Oct 14, 2017

  Piss off the wrong crowd haha
• ♠️VIZIER♠️ Oct 15, 2017

  Cujo_PlayZ_ wrote:

  Blokester wrote:

  Buy defense upgrades for every turf 😂
  

  What he said☝️☝️☝️

  Heck yes😂
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Oct 15, 2017

  Get forum banned from posting invite code in wrong forum my first week of playing
• yomama1064 Oct 15, 2017

  how has no one mentioned the useless ass attack and defense skill points?
• ZRAYGO Oct 15, 2017

  Killer Khalsa wrote:

  Ran into Cupcake
  

  Same. He was kicking my ass and I had crap cell reception
• ALx6575 Oct 15, 2017

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  I added Dunn into my mob. Big noob mistake.
  

  Woah woah woah hold up I just started and I invited Dunn, what's going to happen to me?
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 15, 2017

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  I added Dunn into my mob. Big noob mistake.
  

  Woah woah woah hold up I just started and I invited Dunn, what's going to happen to me?

  Delete him quickly before you regret it!
• ALx6575 Oct 15, 2017

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  I added Dunn into my mob. Big noob mistake.
  

  Woah woah woah hold up I just started and I invited Dunn, what's going to happen to me?

  Delete him quickly before you regret it!

  But what's so bad about him?
• pugshark Oct 15, 2017

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  I added Dunn into my mob. Big noob mistake.
  

  Woah woah woah hold up I just started and I invited Dunn, what's going to happen to me?

  Delete him quickly before you regret it!

  But what's so bad about him?

  He forces everyone in his mob to wear Mickey Mouse ears and send him compromising photos.
• Mrs Pickle Dec 25, 2017

  yomama1064 wrote:

  how has no one mentioned the useless ass attack and defense skill points?
  

  I Still believe regardless how much it’s been said over many years that it does effectively nothing, I still think it must do something else Nicks crew would remove it and give the points back. I used them when I was a noob and I was sure they were helping! Oh and I also replied to the first person to send me an invite that I was grateful but I wanted to play alone initially 😂
• ☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ Dec 26, 2017

  pugshark wrote:

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  ALx6575 wrote:

  ❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:

  I added Dunn into my mob. Big noob mistake.
  

  Woah woah woah hold up I just started and I invited Dunn, what's going to happen to me?

  Delete him quickly before you regret it!

  But what's so bad about him?

  He forces everyone in his mob to wear Mickey Mouse ears and send him compromising photos.

  He touched me 😱😥
• ☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ Dec 26, 2017

  Let monte talk me into resetting at 15k and joined his alliance. Dumbest shit ever

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