Mr Cats eulogy

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Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 21, 2017

Here lies Mr Cat. Slain at the hands of The King. He tried to salvage his name. However, The King put his royal foot right on the neck of this weak peasant and snapped his measly neck. The King is supreme. The King is almighty. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Apr 21, 2017

This is it for you Keller. No one dares speak ill of MBC and lives to tell the tale. As a follower of the ways of the yawn, I used to believe that grace abounds for all men, but this clearly can no longer apply to you. This is your end, and so help me Cat I will reign down righteous fury on you like the Holy Feline.

For cat and country,

Ronin, The spokesperson for the MBC alliance
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 21, 2017

Ronin, this is your one and only chance to now before The King and let him accept you into his kingdom. If you choose to take the path that sends you into eternal darkness, The King shall show no mercy and have you beheaded. Your head will lie next to others like Lord garrett, Nick, mystery and many other greats that have fallen to The Kings supremecy. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 21, 2017

To bow * damn new publisher. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!
Ojibwe Apr 21, 2017

I'd squish you for those insults to the big cat but it just happens to be nap time at the moment.
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Apr 22, 2017

I will never bow, this will be your end Keller. Prepare for complete annihilation against you and your pathetic followers.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 23, 2017

You are completely pathetic. Nobody insults the cat like th....... Ah screw it. *Yawn!*

There will be no bowing to you done by me. I'm too busy snoozing!
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 23, 2017

It is best that you stay retired. Ronin, you should follow suit before The Royal Army swoops in and burns your land and tortures your people. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
Mike Bassett Apr 27, 2017

King Keller wrote:
It is best that you stay retired. Ronin, you should follow suit before The Royal Army swoops in and burns your land and tortures your people. ALL HAIL THE KING!!

Stupid cunt
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 27, 2017

The King sees that it took you 4 days to come up with such a witty remark. The King will see you next week with something witty again. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Mike Bassett Apr 28, 2017

King Keller wrote:
The King sees that it took you 4 days to come up with such a witty remark. The King will see you next week with something witty again. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

It's going to take you a week (7 days) v my 4 days to come up with something shitty?
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 28, 2017

You are so very witty. Take what was already said and add a couple words. You are a heavy thinker. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Apr 28, 2017

King Keller wrote:
You are so very witty. Take what was already said and add a couple words. You are a heavy thinker. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

yawn
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Apr 28, 2017

I'm sick of this. TOO WAR!!!!
Lord R. Rahl Apr 28, 2017

☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
I'm sick of this. TOO WAR!!!!

Me too. Mr.(no mod)Big Cat is long gone and so is his stupid yawn. And Keller isn't worth a damn.
Ƙing Ƙeller Apr 29, 2017

Rahl. You keep showing up in The Kings news with losses. The King must be something in your life. Keep it coming. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
Ojibwe Apr 29, 2017

☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
I'm sick of this. TOO WAR!!!!

Less talking, more hopping.
Mike Bassett May 4, 2017

YOU wrote:
King Keller wrote:
It is best that you stay retired. Ronin, you should follow suit before The Royal Army swoops in and burns your land and tortures your people. ALL HAIL THE KING!!

Stupid cunt
Ƙing Ƙeller May 4, 2017

Please end the madness. Mr. Cat has passed and is resting peacefully. The King has moved on as should the rest of you all. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 May 4, 2017

King Keller wrote:
Please end the madness. Mr. Cat has passed and is resting peacefully. The King has moved on as should the rest of you all. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

🤔
⌖🔥꓄ɧɑ☠Ᏸυʈϲɧɑ🔥⌖ May 4, 2017

I'm senseing a carbomb party.
Ƙing Ƙeller May 4, 2017

⌖🔥꓄ɧɑ☠Ᏸυʈϲɧɑ🔥⌖ wrote:
I'm senseing a carbomb party.

Such a rebel. Such a barbaric act. The King laughs at this pathetic act of terrorism. Now before your master! Bow before your king! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 4, 2017

Yawn.
Mike Bassett May 11, 2017

YOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
King Keller wrote:
It is best that you stay retired. Ronin, you should follow suit before The Royal Army swoops in and burns your land and tortures your people. ALL HAIL THE KING!!

cunt
Mr Big Cat Jun 22, 2017

-50 MBC points for this post.

BC😼