Just wanted to vent a little...

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Mickey Dunn Feb 23, 2017

Hi. Names Frank. I'm a bagman. My boss rescued me from a bank vault (don't ask. It's a long story). This was a pretty sweet gig at first. Boss put me on a plane and flew me halfway across the world. Assigned me a turf right next to this small time mobster. Every hour I'd go next door and collect the bosses "protection money" from this guy. Nothing outrageous ya know. Just a few grand. Nothing to get upset about. The guy didn't want to pay up at first but a visit from Jimmy and Bruno got him singing a different tune real quick. The rest of the day I got to watch my soaps and take it easy y'know? Things were going great for a month or so until one morning I went over to collect and I couldn't believe my eyes! The guy packed up and left! His entire turf - loading docks, warehouse, everything - all gone, just like that! How?! And why?! Probably wasn't even taking 20% of his profits.... I'd say the guy had it easy.
Mickey Dunn Feb 23, 2017

Anyway, now I just sit around all day with Jimmy and Bruno cleaning the bosses bren gun collection. I'm a bagman, not a cleaner. This ain't what I signed up for when I got out of that bank vault. Worst of all, without that protection money, our cable got shut off. No more soaps. 😢
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Feb 23, 2017

Poor little Frankie.
Old Azz Santos Feb 23, 2017

Bruno is my tio
Big Iron Buck 💔 Feb 23, 2017

Ese Santos wrote:
Bruno is my tio

😂😂😂😂😂
TÜRFÄ Feb 23, 2017

Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Hi Frank. I would be pleased to offer you a more meaningful existence. Please find a turf your present boss has near one of mine and equip yourself to it.

😳
Equip himself to it?

What ... what? This isn't porn, Chucky. Keep it G-rated, yeah?
Mickey Dunn Feb 24, 2017

Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Hi Frank. I would be pleased to offer you a more meaningful existence. Please find a turf your present boss has near one of mine and equip yourself to it.

You got cable? Imma need General Hospital, or no dice.
🐕Travdog70🐕 Mar 3, 2017

Classic 😂
SherTrouble Mar 5, 2017

Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
Anyway, now I just sit around all day with Jimmy and Bruno cleaning the bosses bren gun collection. I'm a bagman, not a cleaner. This ain't what I signed up for when I got out of that bank vault. Worst of all, without that protection money, our cable got shut off. No more soaps. 😢

You poor bastard no cable. That sucks! All day with no cable! Bummer man.
SkyTheLimit Mar 5, 2017

Awesome, Mickey
Big Iron Buck 💔 Mar 6, 2017

Hi my name is Jimmy. Im a Union Boss.Hows it going Frankie. I feel your pains Frankie. I too have similar problems working in this buisness. See as a Union Boss I stay busy getting my Don access to special things and staying connected with the local Unions. Problem is we are a little harder to come by. As a result other Bigger Dons are always kidnapping me and stuffing me into the trunks of cars. Carrying me away to some other town to work for them. Hey I can do my job anywhere you see. The problem is getting stuffed into trunks of cars takes it toll on my dry cleaning bills. These suits arent cheap, you see. Sometimes I stay tucked away for long periods of time until my services are needed. Its though being a Union Boss always being passed around like blunt at a Snoop Dog concert. So I feel your pain Frankie I really do. Lots of luck Frankie. Btw I know a guy who knows some guys who might be able to hook you up with some free cable. Gimme a call.
Big Iron Buck 💔 Mar 17, 2017

Let's here from a lookout
Mickey Dunn Mar 17, 2017

😂 good stuff Buck!