Quote of the day happened at Wal Mart today.....

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🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Oct 31, 2010

I was heading up to the register at Wal Mart and the guy in front of me was buying a mail box. Apparently his was busted by some kids last night. As he left I told the older register lady who is probably around 60 or so that I didn't know Wal Mart sold mail boxes. She says "Yeah we sell just about everything here. It seems the only thing you can't buy here is sex"
guitarman Oct 31, 2010

That rhymes.
ChainsawCharlie Oct 31, 2010

That wal-mart must only have 68 aisles.
Grimjaow Oct 31, 2010

Did she wink at u?
originalbones Oct 31, 2010

Should have asked her where the sex rental section was:)
Johnny Cage Oct 31, 2010

Ha ha.....
Vadan™ v2.0 Oct 31, 2010

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
That wal-mart must only have 68 aisles.

Haha jut got it.
Arboc Suomonev Oct 31, 2010

Paper or plastic...no no Red light special aisle 3, wait no Clean up in bedding. Nevermind 🙍.
Iggy  Oct 31, 2010

😼😼 wow
Arboc Suomonev Oct 31, 2010

Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋
originalbones Oct 31, 2010

Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Brown🎵Note Oct 31, 2010

http://peopleofwalmart.com
〓ZABLO〓 Oct 31, 2010

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
That wal-mart must only have 68 aisles.

ROFL
〓ZABLO〓 Oct 31, 2010

Brown Zombie wrote:
http://peopleofwalmart.com

That site is so funny
III TROJAN III Oct 31, 2010

originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
⚪️ Oct 31, 2010

walkeroo wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
gotta luv the good ole us of a.
🔫🗽🇺🇸
originalbones Oct 31, 2010

saelo2myltlfren wrote:
walkeroo wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
gotta luv the good ole us of a.
🔫🗽🇺🇸
Heard some used car lot was giving away a free handgun with the purchase of a vehicle. South east or Texas I don't recall exactly.
Baylz Oct 31, 2010

originalbones wrote:
saelo2myltlfren wrote:
walkeroo wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
gotta luv the good ole us of a.
🔫🗽🇺🇸
Heard some used car lot was giving away a free handgun with the purchase of a vehicle. South east or Texas I don't recall exactly.
NEWS JUST IN:
Man who got free handgun with new car goes on killing spree across Texas!!!
BigBK Oct 31, 2010

One of the funniest/most shocking things was said to me at walmart. I was walking talkin to my sister when some chick I didn't even notice jumped in front of me and yelled "hey! You wanna help burnt kids?" I was like WTF? She was working a collection table for a childerens burn unit. She got my attention but man super classy.
Vadan™ v2.0 Oct 31, 2010

originalbones wrote:
saelo2myltlfren wrote:
walkeroo wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
gotta luv the good ole us of a.
🔫🗽🇺🇸
Heard some used car lot was giving away a free handgun with the purchase of a vehicle. South east or Texas I don't recall exactly.
Passanger in new car calls shotgun.
HapticGamer Nov 1, 2010

vadan wrote:
originalbones wrote:
saelo2myltlfren wrote:
walkeroo wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Arboc wrote:
Wal Mart is one of those "big box" stores right? 😋

Ya from groceries to guns, to baby stuff, tire shop, the sex is usually free as the girls are less smart and thus more willing to felache (sp) me! Lol
Wal-mart sell guns aha thats crazy. Ermm i would like a loaf of bread two tins of beans and that shiny ak47 thanks lmao
gotta luv the good ole us of a.
🔫🗽🇺🇸
Heard some used car lot was giving away a free handgun with the purchase of a vehicle. South east or Texas I don't recall exactly.
Passanger in new car calls shotgun.
Lol