Tom the policeman FUNNY JOKE

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Nemesis add NEM Oct 30, 2010

Tom had been in Police work 25 years.
Finally sick of the job, he quits & buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible
He sees the postman once a week & gets groceries once a month. Otherwise total peace & quiet.
After 6 months of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it, a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday. Thought you might like to come at about 5pm?.
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'
'Not a problem' says Tom.
Again, the big man starts to leave & stops.

More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!

More'n likely be some wild sex too
Now that's not a problem', 'I've been all alone for six months!
By the way, what should I wear says Tom?

'Don't much matter.
Just gonna be the two of us.
Add: KOZY Oct 30, 2010

Hahaha nice
Corrupted1 Oct 30, 2010

Lmao!!!! XD
Biggery Oct 30, 2010

Epic. 😺
james87 Oct 30, 2010

Why did the chav cross the road?

To beat up the chicken for no reason!!!
Killer Khalsa Oct 30, 2010

James87♏🅿🅰 wrote:
Why did the chav cross the road?

To beat up the chicken for no reason!!!

FAIL
👊$ოᵃ$ɧعཞ👊 Oct 30, 2010

Two robbers called stu and tom were robbing a hotel. Stu said, I hear sirens JUMP!
Tom said , but we're on the 13th floor!
Stu screamed back "this is no time to be superstitious"
matty two thumb Oct 30, 2010

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on before I went for a walk
Draconian Oct 30, 2010

matty two thumb wrote:
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on before I went for a walk

Lmaooooo excellent
originalbones Oct 30, 2010

matty two thumb wrote:
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on before I went for a walk

Ha! Nasty but funny!!