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• 𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Dec 2, 2016

  King Keller wrote:

  MurderousMurray wrote:

  King Keller wrote:

  The King has taken the reigns of TW. It has come time for a change. Nick has been put to rest. The King will make TW a place of prosperity. The King will make the land great again. First order of business : Anyone named greshthegreat will be banned!! Next : Turf Warrior, pugshark, and a select few will be put in charge of operations. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
  

  Lowkey feel who it is..
  

  The King doesn't ask for ransom. The King just takes. That is all. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

  More like the King gets taken from. #robinhood
• DIЯTY B Dec 3, 2016

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Andy, are you goofin on Elvis?

  Heyyy baubby
  

  Are we losing touch?
• DIЯTY B Dec 3, 2016

  YOU wrote:

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Andy, are you goofin on Elvis?

  Heyyy baubby
  

  Are we losing touch?

  If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
  If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
• ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Dec 3, 2016

  Ꭰ♛Ᏼ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Andy, are you goofin on Elvis?

  Heyyy baubby
  

  Are we losing touch?

  If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
  If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

  You guys are making me lose my religion.
• Brown🎵Note Dec 3, 2016

  ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:

  Ꭰ♛Ᏼ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Andy, are you goofin on Elvis?

  Heyyy baubby
  

  Are we losing touch?

  If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
  If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

  You guys are making me lose my religion.
  

  🐭🎵HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!🎵
• Seventeen 24💔 Dec 3, 2016

  Aliens!!
• Seventeen 24💔 Dec 3, 2016

  Diesel B wrote:

  Mfp reset the wrong player lol now there paying for it unfortunately ddos is probably the beginning
  

  That's what I think
• welz Dec 3, 2016

  Diesel B wrote:

  Mfp reset the wrong player lol now there paying for it unfortunately ddos is probably the beginning
  

  Says the 1 mob player.... 😳
• ≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Dec 3, 2016

  Lol what hacker has nothing better to do than to harass TW LMFAO
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Dec 3, 2016

  welz wrote:

  Diesel B wrote:

  Mfp reset the wrong player lol now there paying for it unfortunately ddos is probably the beginning
  

  Says the 1 mob player.... 😳

  Hmmm. We may have our suspect.
• ⌖🔥ΤΗΞΜΙδ🔥⌖ Dec 3, 2016

  I think the new map f'd up the system.
• 𝕿𝖍𝖊 ♰ 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖎𝖕𝖑𝖊 Dec 3, 2016

  What makes you say that? Seems to be working for us 🤔

  😎🍻💪🏻
• Ɗєůѕ Dec 3, 2016

  སͬɐͣ༒ͥ༏ͩoͤསͬ wrote:

  What makes you say that? Seems to be working for us 🤔

  😎🍻💪🏻
  

  It did. Thank you nick.
• ⌖🔥ΤΗΞΜΙδ🔥⌖ Dec 3, 2016

  Well it launched in shut this ship down lol. Did something similar happen last time some new feature of the game launched?
• Supa Sanic Dec 4, 2016

  Mabe you can track their iP adress or give them $1 to track? Mabe hack em' back
• The Rider Dec 4, 2016

  “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money; but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop asking for a ransom, I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t…I will look for you…I will find you…and I will hop my turf to your general area and plant turf in your town / city. I may even take your capo, if I plant enough turf."
• 🇲🇰madman🇲🇰 Dec 5, 2016

  I'm new to the game just curious as to weather these "attackers" if they get thru ur security systems will they access to our details? (I.e apple or android address etc)
• ℒꙩຣཇя Dec 5, 2016

  🇲🇰madman🇲🇰 wrote:

  I'm new to the game just curious as to weather these "attackers" if they get thru ur security systems will they access to our details? (I.e apple or android address etc)
  

  No, they won't get in. Not only would they have to hack deep in tw they'd also have to break apple and google security.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 9, 2016

  This down time completely fucked up my code punching streak. Why bother punching any more after this? I hope your happy Nick! JERK
• 𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Dec 9, 2016

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  This down time completely fucked up my code punching streak. Why bother punching any more after this? I hope your happy Nick! JERK
  
• 〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Dec 10, 2016

  We need a Zraygo style sticky thread

  Top 10 reasons why TW might have been down today:

  1. DDOS attack from (choose 1 of the following: Russia, Isis, Getch, China, Trump, Anonymous, or Arnold Schwartzeneger

  2. Server overwhelmed with complaints about Chucky and Mom's handbag

  3. Server down to make the weekly changes to benefit BAIC

  4. Server down to randomly select people who won't get Don Point Videos to watch.

  5. Server down because Nick's mom tripped the breaker again shutting off power to the basement.

  6. Server down for team building exersizes to train support in the art of customer service

  7. Server down because #nofixnofill ruined MFP financially

  8. Server down so MFP can finish all the beta programs and make them permanent

  9. Server down so Capo can find your omertas

  10. Dunns mob! Nuff said

  Choose whichever reason makes you feel best.
• ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Dec 10, 2016

  11.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Dec 11, 2016

  😂😂😂 #5
• Ꭱ3V Dec 11, 2016

  You know #6 would never happen in a million years.
• ★ΛРΛСHΞ CΛT★ Dec 16, 2016

  ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:

  Ꭰ♛Ᏼ wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Andy, are you goofin on Elvis?

  Heyyy baubby
  

  Are we losing touch?

  If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
  If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

  You guys are making me lose my religion.
  

  Is that you in the corner?

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