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RENO Oct 28, 2010

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
ripd Oct 28, 2010

RENO🌵💀 wrote:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

LOL actually pretty good.
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Killer Khalsa Oct 28, 2010

I overheard two kids fighting one said: "You're so fat, you disconnected my internet."
IIIXstress Oct 28, 2010

ripd wrote:
RENO🌵💀 wrote:
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

LOL actually pretty good.
Good..Buy ACTUALLY a Mitch Hedberg joke ;) I ❤ that guy R.I.P.
IIIXstress Oct 28, 2010

I like my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts..
Well your not in the fuckin club!
RENO Oct 28, 2010

slapayaface wrote:
ripd wrote:RENO🌵💀 wrote:I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

LOL actually pretty good.Good..Buy ACTUALLY a Mitch Hedberg joke ;) I ❤ that guy R.I.P.

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!"

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Wow...that is as bad as putting invite codes at the bottom of a post...blah!