The life of a Turf Wars mobster 💵💃🔫

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welz Oct 20, 2016

So yea... come at me and I'll cut you with my machete 🔪 whilst holding a severed horses head 🐴, wearing a balaclava 👤 and stuffing down a cannoli 🌯. I'll kick you in the balls with my steel toed shoes 👞 and spray you with an ak-47 (water pistol) 🔫.... Don't like it? Don't be a criminal it's just not you. Maybe ask the don for forgiveness 💰... Maybe he'll be nice and give you a police map sending you on your way 🏙... Maybe not and gift you a nice pair of cement shoes to go swimming with...🏄👠

We are mobsters after all, No?
welz Oct 20, 2016

Did I mention I also like to sip expresso shots by the sea? ☕️
Mickey Dunn Oct 20, 2016

😂
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 20, 2016

Maybe it's just me, but I felt like you tried too hard with that.
welz Oct 20, 2016

nexx. wrote:
Maybe it's just me, but I felt like you tried too hard with that.

So you're the guy that orders the wine spritzer in a tall slim glass?
🇫🇷Napoléon🇫🇷 Oct 22, 2016

Nexx is always complaining about something
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Oct 22, 2016

🇫🇷Napoléon🇫🇷 wrote:
Nexx is always complaining about something

I think he's trying to compensate for a little mob.
🇫🇷Napoléon🇫🇷 Oct 22, 2016

Roger That wrote:
🇫🇷Napoléon🇫🇷 wrote:
Nexx is always complaining about something

I think he's trying to compensate for a little mob.
I'm pretty sure I can punch for a week and a half and top nexx ezpz 😝
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 23, 2016

🇫🇷Napoléon🇫🇷 wrote:
I'm pretty sure I can punch for a week and a half and top nexx ezpz 😝

I await your results.