Funnyest joke?
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I bet at least one person will post "Your Life".
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
You know who's *not* there?
Who?
Harambe -
Your mob.
Beat ya to it Nexx! 😜 -
Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
🍑🎩Your mob.
Beat ya to it Nexx! 😜
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I was going to tell a sexist joke, but that would be wrong. And being wrong is for women. Pftt.
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GrandMoffTarkin wrote:
Your moms lifeI bet at least one person will post "Your Life".
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★BΛD BLΛCK★ wrote:
I was going to tell a sexist joke, but that would be wrong. And being wrong is for women. Pftt.
That's not a joking matyer. Women's rights are a huge issue in this country. As a matter of fact, I've worked to end women's suffrage. Women have suffrage long enough!
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How do you eat a frog?
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One leg over each ear.
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ᎷᎪᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᎡ wrote:
You're wrong it really isn't a problem★BΛD BLΛCK★ wrote:
I was going to tell a sexist joke, but that would be wrong. And being wrong is for women. Pftt.
That's not a joking matyer. Women's rights are a huge issue in this country. As a matter of fact, I've worked to end women's suffrage. Women have suffrage long enough!
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General john wrote:
My life
General john wrote:
You already posted that.GrandMoffTarkin wrote:
My life.I bet at least one person will post "Your Life".
*sad violins* -
Hot pockets!
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YOU 3 min ago Quote
Did you hear about the man who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Thats okay, he is all right now. 😂 -
U know who likes to get fisted???
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Sock puppets😊😊😊
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Ha nic
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Nice*
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What's the difference between a slut and a whore?
Ans: A slut f•cks everyone. A whore f•cks everyone but you.
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the biggest joke in turf wars are minc 😂😂😂
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
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Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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A horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found.
So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking..!
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A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole..!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my cock and pull yourself up.”
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The chicken grabbed on pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story –
If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks. -
ᎷᎪᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᎡ wrote:
★BΛD BLΛCK★ wrote:
I was going to tell a sexist joke, but that would be wrong. And being wrong is for women. Pftt.
That's not a joking matyer. Women's rights are a huge issue in this country. As a matter of fact, I've worked to end women's suffrage. Women have suffrage long enough!
Lmao. Oh wait, was that a joke....?
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A man walks into a bar, draws a gun and fires into the roof. Into the following silence he angrily yells: "I am Toni Lewis and I have this whole mag of ammo for the scumbag who slept with my wife!". An uneasy silence follows. Then a voice from the rear of the room mutters: "If youre the husband of Suzie Lewis, you need more ammo, brother!"
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