Let's Tell some jokes !
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  I'm new and I'm trying to enter your community, so what's a better way than telling jokes ? Let's share our jokes here ! Let me start ! Q: Does anyone know how much a polar bear weighs ? 
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  YOU wrote: Neither do I but its a good ice breaker 😂😂😂😂I'm new and I'm trying to enter your community, so what's a better way than telling jokes ? Let's share our jokes here ! Let me start ! Q: Does anyone know how much a polar bear weighs ? 
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  Haha cunt 
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  saintly wrote: You didn't like it ? 😢Haha cunt 
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  MaaB wrote: Hes from Glasgow- thats a compliment!! Lolsaintly wrote: You didn't like it ? 😢Haha cunt 
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  ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote: Oh 😅MaaB wrote: Hes from Glasgow- thats a compliment!! Lolsaintly wrote: You didn't like it ? 😢Haha cunt 
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  🖒🖒🖒 
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  Still waiting on all of your jokes ! 🙂🙃🙂🙃 
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  Knock, knock! 
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  MaaB wrote: Your mob.Still waiting on all of your jokes ! 🙂🙃🙂🙃 
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  nexx. wrote: That's not funny TootsMaaB wrote: Your mob.Still waiting on all of your jokes ! 🙂🙃🙂🙃 
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  Roger That wrote: Who's there ?Knock, knock! 
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  nexx. wrote: Nexx joke please, it wasn't funnyMaaB wrote: Your mob.Still waiting on all of your jokes ! 🙂🙃🙂🙃 
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  Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for a glass of H20. The barman pours it. The scientist drinks it and is happy to quench his thirst. The next scientist asked for a glass of H20 too. The barman pours it. The scientist drinks it and dies. 
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  μς φεςτjηο wrote: Ha!Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for a glass of H20. The barman pours it. The scientist drinks it and is happy to quench his thirst. The next scientist asked for a glass of H20 too. The barman pours it. The scientist drinks it and dies. 
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  MaaB wrote: Honey bee. 🐝Roger That wrote: Who's there ?Knock, knock! 
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  What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!!! 
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  fizzyfuzzy wrote: HahahaWhat do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!!! 
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  Roger That wrote: Honey bee who?MaaB wrote: Honey bee. 🐝Roger That wrote: Who's there ?Knock, knock! 
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  No it's the beaver beater selling🍊🍊 
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  MaaB wrote: Honey bee a dear and stop making so many threads.Roger That wrote: Honey bee who?MaaB wrote: Honey bee. 🐝Roger That wrote: Who's there ?Knock, knock! 
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  Roger That wrote: Roger that !MaaB wrote: Honey bee a dear and stop making so many threads.Roger That wrote: Honey bee who?MaaB wrote: Honey bee. 🐝Roger That wrote: Who's there ?Knock, knock! 
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  Who are the fastest readers in the world ??? 9/11 victims they went though 110 stories in about 20 seconds.. 😂😂😂 
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  ℬɭąℭķཥɭąG༥͢ཛ wrote: Jesus that is darkWho are the fastest readers in the world ??? 9/11 victims they went though 110 stories in about 20 seconds.. 😂😂😂 
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  What is Al Qaeda's favorite NFL team ? The New York Jets!! 😂😂😂😂 
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  Where do Americans go on vacation? All over Manhattan!! 
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  What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers? Their ankles. 
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  How long does it take to fall from the top of the World Trade Center? The rest of your life. 
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  My dad died on Sept 11th 2001, he was in one of the planes. I will never forget his last words. They were... 
 Allahu Akbar! 👳🏽=✈️ ✈️💥💥🏢🏢
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  Your jokes are in very poor taste Plague. 
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  I think you might be missing the point of the joke 
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