"Quote of the Day"

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RENO Oct 26, 2010

Husbands are like paying extra for the dog that's housebroken and finding out the trainer lied.
-My Wife. 😹
ripd Oct 26, 2010

Does your wife just have a list?
The Noise Oct 26, 2010

lmao, keep em coming!
RENO Oct 26, 2010

This one is hers from last night when I caught shit for not lifting the lid. LOL
I find some to on line.
Doc Xray Oct 26, 2010

More of an insult: "If you ever get pregnant, can I have one of the puppies?"
The Noise Oct 26, 2010

Doc Xray wrote:
More of an insult: "If you ever get pregnant, can I have one of the puppies?"

lmfao!
mr joble Oct 26, 2010

Naughtyjames is a cunt
TurfRaper Oct 26, 2010

mr joble wrote:
Naughtyjames is a cunt

I like this one 👍
I heard, "when I was an alcoholic I could control my drinking" today, made me laugh. X
IBOOBIES Oct 26, 2010

"If one key opens many locks, it is a master key. If one lock is opened by many keys, it is a shitty lock."
-Anonymous
(it's a sex joke)
OFWGKTAADD ME Oct 26, 2010

I❤BOOBIES🎱♠ wrote:
"If one key opens many locks, it is a master key. If one lock is opened by many keys, it is a shitty lock."
-Anonymous
(it's a sex joke)

hahahahaha
The Noise Oct 27, 2010

where's today's one?