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• Crowd Control Jun 1, 2016

  You think Nick is laughing at the #nifixnofill gang ?
  I bet he is having a ball on all the new cash they are spending,after they said publicly that they wouldn't spend another "dime" 😂
  Nick you won in less than 24 hours,Good Work Boss 🍻
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 1, 2016

  I blame guns. We should ban them and everything wrong with this game will be right.
• Lord R. Rahl Jun 1, 2016

  ★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  I blame guns. We should ban them and everything wrong with this game will be right.
  

  VIVA LA SHANKS!!!
• ★ΛL STΛL★ Jun 1, 2016

  JOHNSON MOB.ORG wrote:

  You think Nick is laughing at the #nifixnofill gang ?
  I bet he is having a ball on all the new cash they are spending,after they said publicly that they wouldn't spend another "dime" 😂
  Nick you won in less than 24 hours,Good Work Boss 🍻
  

  Look kids, another sighting of the supposed rare village idiot
• Ꭱ3V Jun 1, 2016

  Κɪʟʟȩя⌖Wḩɑḽɛ wrote:

  Coalheart wrote:

  I personally like the changes. Helped me to be able to plant again in places I couldn't. Us newer players with no money have a hard time playing the game with the turf costs. Maybe this will make some smaller players want to play again.
  On another note Maverick can't plant anyways so why does it matter to him. He would have to delete a lot of turf wouldn't he to plant again. Just saying.
  

  were not spending another $1 till the game is fixed

  Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah right.
• Seventeen 24💔 Jun 1, 2016

  ₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  μς φεςτjηο wrote:

  Can we just not all join BAIC??
  

  I will only if Kilgore Trout changes his name to Kilgore Tuna On Rye.

  Rye bread is beyond my pay grade. ;)

  I would buy you some. Maybe even a full loaf.
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 1, 2016

  ₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  μς φεςτjηο wrote:

  Can we just not all join BAIC??
  

  I will only if Kilgore Trout changes his name to Kilgore Tuna On Rye.

  Rye bread is beyond my pay grade. ;)

  Figures.
• STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ Jun 1, 2016

  This games been broken ever since the cap radius $kill was introduced, just another addition to a long precession of money grabs. 🍻
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 1, 2016

  STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ wrote:

  This games been broken ever since the cap radius $kill was introduced, just another addition to a long precession of money grabs. 🍻
  

  One can only get so greedy before it breaks.
• ⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jun 1, 2016

  Yo dawg, I heard that Nick called your bluff and the only thing that's broken is your resolve, so I requested this post be stickied, so you can re-live old empty threats the next time you make empty threats in GD. 👍
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 1, 2016

  Roger That wrote:

  Yo dawg, I heard that Nick called your bluff and the only thing that's broken is your resolve, so I requested this post be stickied, so you can re-live old empty threats the next time you make empty threats in GD. 👍
  

  Roger that! Ten-Four, over and out good buddy.
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 2, 2016

  The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

  I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

  I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

  Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 2, 2016

  I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

  I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

  I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

  I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

  I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

  I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 2, 2016

  Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

  I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

  I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

  I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

  I like monkeys
• {Add **} Jun 2, 2016

  😂😂😂😂
• Brown🎵Note Jun 3, 2016

  No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed?
• 🍄 P I N E ⚔️ ★ Jun 3, 2016

  So swamp what ur saying is "Don't beat our Monkey"?
• Lord R. Rahl Jun 4, 2016

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  So swamp what ur saying is "Don't beat our Monkey"?
  

  Hahaha™. I hear he's moved on to choking his chicken😂
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 4, 2016

  Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  So swamp what ur saying is "Don't beat our Monkey"?
  

  Hahaha™. I hear he's moved on to choking his chicken😂

  I'm almost 80, I can't even get it up.
• 💨HotShit🔥💩💨 Jun 5, 2016

  ★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  So swamp what ur saying is "Don't beat our Monkey"?
  

  Hahaha™. I hear he's moved on to choking his chicken😂

  I'm almost 80, I can't even get it up.

  There's a pill and an app for that. (Just make sure you aren't taking nitrates.)
• TͣΛͩZͩ Jun 6, 2016

  Can we up the cap limit too Nick just a thought 🤔
• Κɪʟʟȩя⌖Wḩɑḽɛ Jun 9, 2016

  Coalheart wrote:

  I see people are spending just as much on refills as they were before. Don't worry Nick they won't stop spending over this. They have too much invested to stop.
  

  Really? What I see is a whole bunch of people who have now left the game or stopped playing due to the cost reduction mistake Nick and crew have made. I still haven't refilled once or wasted my time besides posting this comment since this thread was started. Way to ruin the game Nick👏🏽👏🏽👎🏽👎🏽
• iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jun 9, 2016

  Κɪʟʟȩя⌖Wḩɑḽɛ wrote:

  Coalheart wrote:

  I see people are spending just as much on refills as they were before. Don't worry Nick they won't stop spending over this. They have too much invested to stop.
  

  Really? What I see is a whole bunch of people who have now left the game or stopped playing due to the cost reduction mistake Nick and crew have made. I still haven't refilled once or wasted my time besides posting this comment since this thread was started. Way to ruin the game Nick👏🏽👏🏽👎🏽👎🏽

  Yupp
• cap my turfs Jun 9, 2016

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• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jun 9, 2016

  〓TAZ〓 wrote:

  Can we up the cap limit too Nick just a thought 🤔
  

  Yeah! Bigger cap limit = more stam refills = more $ for Nick = Nick gets laid.
• ◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ Jun 9, 2016

  iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Κɪʟʟȩя⌖Wḩɑḽɛ wrote:

  Coalheart wrote:

  I see people are spending just as much on refills as they were before. Don't worry Nick they won't stop spending over this. They have too much invested to stop.
  

  Really? What I see is a whole bunch of people who have now left the game or stopped playing due to the cost reduction mistake Nick and crew have made. I still haven't refilled once or wasted my time besides posting this comment since this thread was started. Way to ruin the game Nick👏🏽👏🏽👎🏽👎🏽

  Yupp

  🎻😫🎻 Zzzzzzz
• TͣΛͩZͩ Jun 9, 2016

  ★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  〓TAZ〓 wrote:

  Can we up the cap limit too Nick just a thought 🤔
  

  Yeah! Bigger cap limit = more stam refills = more $ for Nick = Nick gets laid.

  Maybe but not used dons for a while so not a issue to me 👍🏻
• ◾️〓 ℂ𝔼𝕆 〓◾️ Jun 9, 2016

  〓TAZ〓 wrote:

  Can we up the cap limit too Nick just a thought 🤔
  

  👆
• iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jun 9, 2016

  m00sekill wrote:

  iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Κɪʟʟȩя⌖Wḩɑḽɛ wrote:

  Coalheart wrote:

  I see people are spending just as much on refills as they were before. Don't worry Nick they won't stop spending over this. They have too much invested to stop.
  

  Really? What I see is a whole bunch of people who have now left the game or stopped playing due to the cost reduction mistake Nick and crew have made. I still haven't refilled once or wasted my time besides posting this comment since this thread was started. Way to ruin the game Nick👏🏽👏🏽👎🏽👎🏽

  Yupp

  🎻😫🎻 Zzzzzzz

  🖕
• n0rman Jun 10, 2016

  Hopefully noobs are spending if not someone's pockets are hurting

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