My new Turf Wars religion
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You are level 76. Plenty high enough. Hop to Denver, fly to Atlanta, then hop to Alabama. Create a V, invite me and cap away.
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Greshthegreat wrote:
What do you have in mind?💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Actually I can't be my assistant. The assistant role in the religion would require someone else. Who do you suggest?Greshthegreat wrote:
Exactly, who better to be your assistant than you??? #greshforassistantJeremy B wrote:
Why? I'm head of the religion. I'm currently only looking for an assistant to pick to be voted on.〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:
I second this voteI've voted and you are now my minion until somebody better qualified comes along.
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pugshark wrote:
He's been around since before airports. Not sure he knows how to use them. 😂You are level 76. Plenty high enough. Hop to Denver, fly to Atlanta, then hop to Alabama. Create a V, invite me and cap away.
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I know I've been gone for a while, but what the hell? 😂
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Helixranger wrote:
You left?I know I've been gone for a while, but what the hell? 😂
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
The King beheaded Lord Garrett. As far as this "religious" belief, The minion best start doing as he/she is told. The King has spoke! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!1. Lordgarrett99
2. King Keller
3. Yeezus
4. One to three is the same person.
5. That guy who likes to stick acorns up his mothers arse while snorting coke. Sorry I cant remember his name. -
pugshark wrote:
You can cap on your own. You don't even need me. And I'm not helping him since I'm not even a minion of his. I never was and don't want to be. I don't know why he's making me one even though I've never wanted to be anyone's minion.You are level 76. Plenty high enough. Hop to Denver, fly to Atlanta, then hop to Alabama. Create a V, invite me and cap away.
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King Keller wrote:
Your a lower level than me and have a smaller mob than me and have less turf claimed than me. I will defeat you with ease!ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
The King beheaded Lord Garrett. As far as this "religious" belief, The minion best start doing as he/she is told. The King has spoke! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!1. Lordgarrett99
2. King Keller
3. Yeezus
4. One to three is the same person.
5. That guy who likes to stick acorns up his mothers arse while snorting coke. Sorry I cant remember his name. -
YOU wrote:
Once I'm close enough to you I'll defeat you! You've been warned. Be scared of me. 😈 You'll be hailing to me as a king very soon! 😈😈😈😈King Keller wrote:
Your a lower level than me and have a smaller mob than me and have less turf claimed than me. I will defeat you with ease!ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
The King beheaded Lord Garrett. As far as this "religious" belief, The minion best start doing as he/she is told. The King has spoke! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!1. Lordgarrett99
2. King Keller
3. Yeezus
4. One to three is the same person.
5. That guy who likes to stick acorns up his mothers arse while snorting coke. Sorry I cant remember his name. -
Greshthegreat wrote:
So never, because you can't hop efficiently.YOU wrote:
Once I'm close enough to you I'll defeat you! You've been warned. Be scared of me. 😈 You'll be hailing to me as a king very soon! 😈😈😈😈King Keller wrote:
Your a lower level than me and have a smaller mob than me and have less turf claimed than me. I will defeat you with ease!ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
The King beheaded Lord Garrett. As far as this "religious" belief, The minion best start doing as he/she is told. The King has spoke! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!1. Lordgarrett99
2. King Keller
3. Yeezus
4. One to three is the same person.
5. That guy who likes to stick acorns up his mothers arse while snorting coke. Sorry I cant remember his name. -
Oh I'll be hopping soon 😈 Just you wait 😈
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Anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?
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RΛINDᎧG wrote:
🙋🙋Anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?
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Greshthegreat wrote:
That would require putting as much energy into the game as you do filling the forums with crappy threads. Ain't happeningOh I'll be hopping soon 😈 Just you wait 😈
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RΛINDᎧG wrote:
Yeah im pretty sure i lost a few brain cellsAnyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?
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Greshthegreat wrote:
Attention whore strikes again!Oh I'll be hopping soon 😈 Just you wait 😈
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Jeremy B wrote:
〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:
I second this voteI've voted and you are now my minion until somebody better qualified comes along.
It's been seconded. This will now proceed to a floor vote. And id like to throw my hat in the ring for president.
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
You can vote. That's fine. I'm not even a minion so your voting to change some from being a minion who isn't even a minionJeremy B wrote:
〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:
I second this voteI've voted and you are now my minion until somebody better qualified comes along.
It's been seconded. This will now proceed to a floor vote. And id like to throw my hat in the ring for president.
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Greshthegreat wrote:
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
You can vote. That's fine. I'm not even a minion so your voting to change some from being a minion who isn't even a minionJeremy B wrote:
〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:
I second this voteI've voted and you are now my minion until somebody better qualified comes along.
It's been seconded. This will now proceed to a floor vote. And id like to throw my hat in the ring for president.
I was talking about having a vote to kick you out of the religion. I make the motion. Anyone care to second it?
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My assistant minion will be given a mop and a bucket. He can worship those items when he has free time
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I don't think that's how a religion works...Greshthegreat wrote:
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
You can vote. That's fine. I'm not even a minion so your voting to change some from being a minion who isn't even a minionJeremy B wrote:
〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:
I second this voteI've voted and you are now my minion until somebody better qualified comes along.
It's been seconded. This will now proceed to a floor vote. And id like to throw my hat in the ring for president.
I was talking about having a vote to kick you out of the religion. I make the motion. Anyone care to second it?
That being said, I still second the motion.
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It's been second. All in favor say I.
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
I'm flattered to be considered an equal to the King, however, if you look at our turfs, we clearly live in very different parts of the US.1. Lordgarrett99
2. King Keller
3. Yeezus
4. One to three is the same person.
5. That guy who likes to stick acorns up his mothers arse while snorting coke. Sorry I cant remember his name. -
King Keller wrote:
It's been second. All in favor say I.
Aye
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Eye
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Aye
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Sorry I'm Turfnostic
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Eyes
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Aye
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It's settled. The Kingdom has spoken
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