SCAM CALL :)

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mathamatics Mar 7, 2016

Hello this is jasmine from the federal grant department, may I speak with .math. Please.

Me: hold on, hey start the recording! For your information this call may be recorded.

What?

Would you repeat who you are please?

This is math calling from Texas.

Hmmm... Ok math, are you aware that perjury is a felony?

What are you talking about?

Lying on record is against the law, please repeat who you are.

This is math, I'm calling from Texas.

Ok, my computer shows your call number area code is from Washington DC is that correct?

I don't know what you're talking about. I am calling from Texas, why did you call me?

Ma'am, this call shows as an incoming call from Washington DC, you started by stating your name as Jasmine, and working for the federal grant department.

I dot know what your talking about, this is a scam call, why did you call?
mathamatics Mar 7, 2016

Again, the call was started on your end, we answered the call.

I don't know what you are talking about!

Thank you very much ma'am, I believe we have all the information we need. If we need anything more we will contact you.

What information? What are you talking about? Who are you?

Good bye ma'am
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Mar 7, 2016

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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 Mar 7, 2016

Omfg that's hilarious 😂
mathamatics Mar 7, 2016

every break in the paragraphs changes the speaker,
I also changed my name to my online name for the post
obscenesalute Mar 8, 2016

I had a call from a microsoft customer service agent. They told me that my dell computer was infected. I asked him if he could do me a small favor. He said, "sure what is it?" I asked if he could lose my number because that
computer had not been working for over six months. He quickly hung up and I have not had any more calls.
CaptainCore993 Mar 8, 2016

obscenesalute wrote:
I had a call from a microsoft customer service agent. They told me that my dell computer was infected. I asked him if he could do me a small favor. He said, "sure what is it?" I asked if he could lose my number because that
computer had not been working for over six months. He quickly hung up and I have not had any more calls.

Lol 😂
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖊𝖊 Mar 9, 2016

Here's a great technique for dealing with such phone calls: Immediately when you recognize such a call say: "I'm sorry can you please hold on for second?"

Then proceed to talk to an imaginary person standing next to you. Think of the most random shit you can come up with like: "Leave my goddamn diapers alone… I like the way they smell!"

I have done this with telemarketers/prank phone callers for literally up to 10 minutes.

Eventually, you may even hear him talking to someone else saying something like: "I don't know… He's talking to someone." Eventually they will hang up.

Not only will you have a great laugh, they won't bother you again.
DIЯTY B Mar 9, 2016

💔Śταggεг Łεε🔫 wrote:
Here's a great technique for dealing with such phone calls: Immediately when you recognize such a call say: "I'm sorry can you please hold on for second?"

Then proceed to talk to an imaginary person standing next to you. Think of the most random shit you can come up with like: "Leave my goddamn diapers alone… I like the way they smell!"

I have done this with telemarketers/prank phone callers for literally up to 10 minutes.

Eventually, you may even hear him talking to someone else saying something like: "I don't know… He's talking to someone." Eventually they will hang up.

Not only will you have a great laugh, they won't bother you again.

I usually go with "Hey baby, whatcha wearing?" They almost always hang up immediately. However, if you want some good ideas...Google Tom Mabe. He is hilarious!