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🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Feb 20, 2016

Typing codes tonight, I laughed out loud when that popped up. Probably the funniest turf wars name I've seen to date.

What's your favorite name of an obscure TW player you've run across?
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Feb 20, 2016

A repeat post deserves a repeat answer: 4nick8r.
ZRAYGO Feb 20, 2016

I still read it as Snicker
DIЯTY B Feb 20, 2016

My old name was pretty cool...

★DIЯTY BΛLLS★
U-571 Feb 20, 2016

Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Typing codes tonight, I laughed out loud when that popped up. Probably the funniest turf wars name I've seen to date.

What's your favorite name of an obscure TW player you've run across?

BloodyFarts
pugshark Feb 20, 2016

U-571 wrote:
Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Typing codes tonight, I laughed out loud when that popped up. Probably the funniest turf wars name I've seen to date.

What's your favorite name of an obscure TW player you've run across?

BloodyFarts
I still cringe a little every time i see "bloodyfarts attacked you".
Brown🎵Note Feb 20, 2016

Pornflakes is by far the funniest (to me) that I have seen. It works on so many levels.

It rhymes perfectly with a household name brand.

One might imagine sex-shaped cereal flakes. What would be on the box?

It's a dirty word, but not so dirty as to be a problem for the vast majority of viewers. It can be said on broadcast television.

It indicates a porn enthusiasm, which is classic self deprecating humor.

It describes dried genetic material being removed from the screen, crunchy socks, or knuckle hair. Hilarity all the way.

One word with so much imagery... Amazing. Good job on that one!
Big Iron Buck 💔 Feb 20, 2016

Know I have to shower after I eat a bowl of cornflakes. A trip to the clinic to get tested for STDS might be a good idea too.
Big Iron Buck 💔 Feb 20, 2016

Free used condom in each box.
〓 HARDHITTA 〓 Feb 20, 2016

🎥ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩📺👀 wrote:
I love snicker bars zraygo. 😀

🍃👀🍃
ᎦλཀᏣཞᎾ Feb 20, 2016

Well it's not from TW but I used to play Xbox with a guy named HarryBaulsOnYa
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Feb 21, 2016

Haha, this player is so far in the middle of nowhere ... Good old Saskatchewan 🍁🍁🍁🍁
PornFlakes Feb 21, 2016

Thank you everyone for taking the time to create this thread and enjoy the humour in my username, I originally created this username as a joke and I didn't think I would get this type of response from players in the community. Im glad that a lot of people had a good laugh from it and that was the purpose of the name. So truly I thank you.
PornFlakes Feb 21, 2016

Big Iron Buck, no we are currently going to be implementing that in our "Premium PornFlakes" which does indeed come with used condoms
Big Iron Buck 💔 Feb 21, 2016

Nice! Me and kids will be fighting over that at the breakfast table. LEGGO MY MAGNUM!!
Boner Jams '03 Feb 21, 2016

Big Iron Buck wrote:
Nice! Me and kids will be fighting over that at the breakfast table. LEGGO MY MAGNUM!!

😂😂😂
pugshark Feb 21, 2016

What does porn have to do with condoms?
"Larkin" Morris Feb 21, 2016

pugshark wrote:
What does porn have to do with condoms?

California passed a law that said straight male porn stars have to wear condoms to prevent pregnancies, this probably isn't what they're talking about but you know "connecting the dots"