The Tragic Story of My One True Love

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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 Jan 27, 2016

Jamie was her name. The snow was falling, and children were playing. Jamie was her name. I could only stand in the shadow of my former self and watch. Watch as the radiant, omniscient beauty that was our relationship fade into the bleak darkness of hell. Jamie was her name. I loved her always, and sometimes, just sometimes, Jamie loved me too. But there was another, another man better then I could ever hope to be. Adam was his name. They slowly pushed me away, and eventually threw me to the dogs. And there I, Grant Imahara, was stuck. How is this cruel life worth living. I get fed the scraps of attention of only the elderly and crippled, as most people go to make a hot pocket, or perhaps use the restroom when I'm on. And to think, before it all took off, Jamie Hyneman loved me. Loved me like he loves Adam's fedora. Jamie, was her name.
🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 Jan 27, 2016

Some are quick to point out I work with the busty Kari. But as many know, love is not within the titties, but within the heart. Myth busters was our name.

*Do not try this at home
🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 Jan 27, 2016

I don't even remember writing this... I think I might have a bit of a drinking problem 😂
〓K Я A M P U S〓 Jan 27, 2016

Did someone mention Kari Byron? 😍
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Jan 27, 2016

🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
I don't even remember writing this... I think I might have a bit of a drinking problem 😂

Just drinking?
U-571 Jan 27, 2016

🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
I don't even remember writing this... I think I might have a bit of a drinking problem 😂

join the club lmao
🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 Jan 27, 2016

ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
I don't even remember writing this... I think I might have a bit of a drinking problem 😂

Just drinking?
😉 As far as my friends are concerned
dank weenies Jan 28, 2016

Gr8 m8 I r8 8/8