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I need protection big people they try to make me take away protection I need more help to protect me from attackers PLZ PROTECT MY TURF money is not an issue but my influence is -now hiring Bloo
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I will protect you for:
A $2 Bill
A peanut butter sandwich
3 cans of picked beets
An autographed picture of Saba's foot
A pair of OTB's pants.
A yellow starburstThat is all.
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I think you don't understand that it says that I am getting protection
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A condom as protection?
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Noob alert lol
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Fiberian Hufky wrote:
You won't take a red one?I will protect you for:
A $2 Bill
A peanut butter sandwich
3 cans of picked beets
An autographed picture of Saba's foot
A pair of OTB's pants.
A yellow starburstThat is all.
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Sorry buddy, but we couldn't protect ur butt even if it was made of steel, covered by Saba's tear-away parachute pants, and bullet proof underwear (in that order) and w/ ur mom lying on top of you inside a nuke safe bunker covered in chocolate shell guarded by Superman's mama!
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MichaelGX wrote:
TldrSorry buddy, but we couldn't protect ur butt even if it was made of steel, covered by Saba's tear-away parachute pants, and bullet proof underwear (in that order) and w/ ur mom lying on top of you inside a nuke safe bunker covered in chocolate shell guarded by Superman's mama!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Nope.Fiberian Hufky wrote:
You won't take a red one?I will protect you for:
A $2 Bill
A peanut butter sandwich
3 cans of picked beets
An autographed picture of Saba's foot
A pair of OTB's pants.
A yellow starburstThat is all.
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༦ℵཇ꒽꒽༏ℭ@ℵ༤ wrote:
Only pinkFiberian Hufky wrote:
You won't take a red one?I will protect you for:
A $2 Bill
A peanut butter sandwich
3 cans of picked beets
An autographed picture of Saba's foot
A pair of OTB's pants.
A yellow starburstThat is all.
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Why would you bump this?
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