Mother acorn XIV:Oprah gangnam style
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There I was in the freezing rain, crying, as I knew our queen was dead. On Arbor Day, 420AD, Dankuary 69th, Bill Cosby hired the infamous Mafia assassin, Stephen Hawking to take out Oprah.
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I'll have what he's having.
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A post for the sake of posting something.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively
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trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
This pasta went stale a long time agotrained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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My friend, my friend, that was not freezing rain. Alas let the truth be told. Slightly chilled yellow lemon sun is what your arms were raised in.
The queen, the queen was not dead but metamorphosied. The true victim of the unsavory sorts, the prince, Rogers Nelson, had placed his hands upon his hips & dipped & dipped & dipped. In the background Axel could be heard murmuring I am he as you are he as you are me. The glimmer of the hearts reflecting in the Valentine's Day moonlight caused the misdirected kiss to land on the lady with the bearded ass. Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come. It became apparent that the dead lay in pools of maroon below. BINGO cried Penelope as yellow matter custard dripped from a dead dog's eye. Blinded by the light, I walked along the avenue. Drawing pictures of mountain tops. Billy idol awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.
Seemed like a harmless little fuck. -
Latifa took a face from the ancient gallery. With auburn hair and tawny eyes, the kind of eyes that hypnotize me through. With a boulder on my shoulder feelin kinda older, I ran, I ran all night & day. The hippo screamed see how they fly like Lucy in the sky. Slowly turning I realized The West is the best. Ride the snake. The cloud is moving nearer still. Aurora Borealis comes into view. Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me what it takes. A beam of light comes shining down on you. And little early-pearly came by in his curly-wurly & asked me if I needed a ride. And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear. This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end.
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
I hope you are aiming this at me? Whilst making out you have all these abilities and higher powers one click on my profile would have shown you I'm not on the same continent, so would make it quite hard for you to wipe me off it. Try again 😤😤😤trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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The Mother acorn shall rise and reck havoc apon thee not worthy you have become warned
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"Yo, ima let you finish, but Innocent Saba had the best story of 2016"
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What the hell did I just read?
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TrailerTrash wrote:
A load of shiteWhat the hell did I just read?
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I remember this, that was 1 of the strangest stories I've read on here.
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Who all remembers the daily posts of mother acorn
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[bloo] wrote:
I used to make those on my old account. I feel like I need to do some more lsd in order to create something that creative again. Consider this thread a trailer.Who all remembers the daily posts of mother acorn
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I hope nobody ever shits fury on me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
Sounds like madsquid😂What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. ✂️
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
Wasn't that account Mr,Shush?[bloo] wrote:
I used to make those on my old account. I feel like I need to do some more lsd in order to create something that creative again. Consider this thread a trailer.Who all remembers the daily posts of mother acorn
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Mr smrks🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
Wasn't that account Mr,Shush?[bloo] wrote:
I used to make those on my old account. I feel like I need to do some more lsd in order to create something that creative again. Consider this thread a trailer.Who all remembers the daily posts of mother acorn
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Blasting Metallica and and chain smoking blunts for about an hour straight has led me to think of something completely original. It's coming out in exactly 3 days. Prepare yourselves 😎
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
God, not another Keller/lg99.Blasting Metallica and and chain smoking blunts for about an hour straight has led me to think of something completely original. It's coming out in exactly 3 days. Prepare yourselves 😎
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
Will you keep posting? 🙏🏻[bloo] wrote:
I used to make those on my old account. I feel like I need to do some more lsd in order to create something that creative again. Consider this thread a trailer.Who all remembers the daily posts of mother acorn
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Does 'gorilla' warfare include throwing feces at your foes? 😂
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Sounds legit to me. 😂😂😂Does 'gorilla' warfare include throwing feces at your foes? 😂
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🙏🏿Yeezus🙏🏿 wrote:
If what you have written thus far is anything to go on..... Don't bother.Blasting Metallica and and chain smoking blunts for about an hour straight has led me to think of something completely original. It's coming out in exactly 3 days. Prepare yourselves 😎
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I'm like squidward, my art is beautiful, but I am so under appreciated. I wish you guys could get past the fact that I'm ugly 😭
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Does 'gorilla' warfare include throwing feces at your foes? 😂
He did mention shitting fury.....
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