Can anyone let me into Hawaii?
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Nowhere to land
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Sure thing!
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★ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:
OK.... Where in the airport are you located?Sure thing!
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Certainly. There is a streamlined, simplified process loosely modeled after California's new Driver Licenses for Illegal Aliens program.
http://dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/detail/ab60/index
First, schedule an appointment with ☣3ioBazart☣ to meet with Mim by contacting CopperTop.
Once approved for your meeting with Mim, he will schedule you a time for an interview with OU812. (Tip: OU812 is extremely liberal in his views, do NOT say "illegal aliens" call them "undocumented guests")
Bring to your interview a competed Hawaii handbook study guide
http://www.hawaii-guide.com/content/posts/which_hawaii_island_to_visit
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Also bring proof of insurance (a handwritten note stating "I hava me sum o dat insurence" will suffice)
Bring a recent utility bill, current photo of you or someone who you wished you looked like, and a jar of jellybeans.
After your meeting with OU812 please allow 6-12 weeks for processing, during which time you must PM Kilgore Trout at least once a week expressing your continued interest in a Hawaii travel pass, otherwise you will be placed at the end of the line.
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Do you offer a package that provides a speed pass to the front lines as well?
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Also where do I purchase a hunting license?
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⌖🔥Latin♛Kings🔥⌖ wrote:
Do you offer a package that provides a speed pass to the front lines as well?
Absolutely! Similarly modeled after California government, cash, cocaine and hookers are guaranteed to expedite any requests. Moosekill is in charge of bribe coordination, simply contact Roger That for details on how to reach Le Sarge who will make sure Sabasaul handles things properly with Dunn who will deliver the goods to ☣3ioBazart☣ for Moosekill.
If going the whore route, include some herbal viagra
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Thank goodness I made it in before the customs crackdown.
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⌖🔥Latin♛Kings🔥⌖ wrote:
Also where do I purchase a hunting license?
Now you're just being silly. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a mockery of this serious and simple procedure.
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This is golden! 😂
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______ wrote:
☕️🍩....haha I have a ticket 🎟⌖🔥Latin♛Kings🔥⌖ wrote:
Also where do I purchase a hunting license?
Now you're just being silly. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a mockery of this serious and simple procedure.
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______ wrote:
My good Sir, I would never make a mockery of your procedures. I just assumed that since I was checking in nearly 35,000 firearms I would like to take the opportunity and use them while there. I heard rich now is a good time for hunting.⌖🔥Latin♛Kings🔥⌖ wrote:
Also where do I purchase a hunting license?
Now you're just being silly. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a mockery of this serious and simple procedure.
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I hear the locals are savages. If you're going to land I would suggest a heavy police presence😜.
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______ wrote:
You don't need a license to hunt. Just make sure its not someones pet. Like a mule...⌖🔥Latin♛Kings🔥⌖ wrote:
Also where do I purchase a hunting license?
Now you're just being silly. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a mockery of this serious and simple procedure.
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______ wrote:
Or wait until the airport is under new management with a wide open policy to all immigrants.Also bring proof of insurance (a handwritten note stating "I hava me sum o dat insurence" will suffice)
Bring a recent utility bill, current photo of you or someone who you wished you looked like, and a jar of jellybeans.
After your meeting with OU812 please allow 6-12 weeks for processing, during which time you must PM Kilgore Trout at least once a week expressing your continued interest in a Hawaii travel pass, otherwise you will be placed at the end of the line.
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Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
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Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
Test his theory by trying to get into Bermuda
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______ wrote:
Mmmkay.Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
Test his theory by trying to get into Bermuda
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YOU wrote:
😂😂😂😂 I haven't even looked at Bermuda till now! 😂😂😂😂 Hey Mav show some good will and let me on big guy! Talk to your peeps.______ wrote:
Mmmkay.Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
Test his theory by trying to get into Bermuda
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Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
I can't even get to Bermuda! They said I'm too fat!______ wrote:
Mmmkay.Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
Test his theory by trying to get into Bermuda
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
They're still your peeps. LolᎻ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
I can't even get to Bermuda! They said I'm too fat!______ wrote:
Mmmkay.Ꮋ⌖Ꭲ🔥ŠϦᎥt 💩 wrote:
Hmmm? Mr Asshole blank guy, can I get a spot? I want to test Mavericks theory, about yall being picky.
Test his theory by trying to get into Bermuda
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I guess I'm not getting on either island so I'll just stick to my hopping till I get to the end of the road. 👍
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______ wrote:
The paperwork often gets hung up with OU. He's a stickler for details. 😁Also bring proof of insurance (a handwritten note stating "I hava me sum o dat insurence" will suffice)
Bring a recent utility bill, current photo of you or someone who you wished you looked like, and a jar of jellybeans.
After your meeting with OU812 please allow 6-12 weeks for processing, during which time you must PM Kilgore Trout at least once a week expressing your continued interest in a Hawaii travel pass, otherwise you will be placed at the end of the line.
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