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Today marks a very special occasion. The King is proud to announce the biggest event in TW history. In a few short weeks, The King shall be getting married. Not just to anyone. The one who has pronounced her love to The King. This person is none other than Mystery!!! She has fallen deeply for The King. All of TW is invited. The Kingdom is in preparations for this monumental event. ALL HAIL THE KING and it's future Queen!!!!!
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The time has come!! Best man: Sir Turf Warrior. Ushers: Sir Ka-Boom, Krampus. Ring bearer: hotrodtech. Flower girl: pugshark. ALL HAIL THE KING AND FUTURE QUEEN!!!!
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Who was too pussy and deleted their comment? ALL HAIL THE KING AND FUTURE QUEEN!!!!!
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Blah blah blah. Bow down before me. Or I start capping the whole wedding party.
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King Keller wrote:
Sounds funToday marks a very special occasion. The King is proud to announce the biggest event in TW history. In a few short weeks, The King shall be getting married. Not just to anyone. The one who has pronounced her love to The King. This person is none other than Mystery!!! She has fallen deeply for The King. All of TW is invited. The Kingdom is in preparations for this monumental event. ALL HAIL THE KING and it's future Queen!!!!!
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Darken๐Rahl wrote:
I don't kno how he can afford anything with my henchmen taking everything of hisBlah blah blah. Bow down before me. Or I start capping the whole wedding party.
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What is the catering situation my kinglyness?
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Pre nup or she'll take half your turf and brens
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JimPun wrote:
๐ good onePre nup or she'll take half your turf and brens
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She's not taking anything. She is sharing with The King. That is her place. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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JimPun wrote:
He has nothing Mystery would even consider valueable.Pre nup or she'll take half your turf and brens
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Ok but you have to play "Work It" by Missy Elliott at the reception ๐ That's my jam ๐
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ใK ะฏ A M P U Sใ wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐Ok but you have to play "Work It" by Missy Elliott at the reception ๐ That's my jam ๐
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๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๐ฒแตแตแตแต แตเผค wrote:
JimPun wrote:
He has nothing Mystery would even consider valueable.Pre nup or she'll take half your turf and brens
Other than a winning personality I suppose :p
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The King has fortune, fame, finesse, ah hell, The King could go on for days. Just know she can't keep herself contained when The King is in her presence. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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pugshark wrote:
Yes puggy. You may be the flower girl!๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐ท๐พ๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐พ๐บ๐ผ๐ธ๐บ๐พ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ท๐พ๐ผ๐น๐ท๐ผ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐ท๐ท
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Kelly, have you seen terminator 2 when Arnold is carrying the flowers through the back corridor at the mall? That's how I'd bring them to your wedding!
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pugshark wrote:
Kelly, have you seen terminator 2 when Arnold is carrying the flowers through the back corridor at the mall? That's how I'd bring them to your wedding!
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Lol"Come with me if you want to live."
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ใK ะฏ A M P U Sใ wrote:
Your clothes, give them to mepugshark wrote:
Kelly, have you seen terminator 2 when Arnold is carrying the flowers through the back corridor at the mall? That's how I'd bring them to your wedding!
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"Come with me if you want to live."
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Lol kidding. Anyways, this is kinda stupid.
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Should you really be considering marriage at your age?
http://youtu.be/igheTxhcvVM
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What a load of shit
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You guys are nuts, lol.
Maybe Keller is slightly psychic though. He posted this thread on my 21st wedding anniversary (to my real husband).
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Mystery wrote:
*sirens blaring* IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REALYou guys are nuts, lol.
Maybe Keller is slightly psychic though. He posted this thread on my 21st wedding anniversary (to my real husband).
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King Kelly is mystery's husbands secret account?
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pugshark wrote:
No way! My husband's account is attrition. He doesn't play much anymore though. Attrition is nothing like Keller. He would never demand people worship him or bow before him, even jokingly. He's just not like that.King Kelly is mystery's husbands secret account?
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Now people will bow before you! ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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What happened to all your turf jester Keller?
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Darken๐Rahl wrote:
Wedding gifts?What happened to all your turf jester Keller?
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Donated it to charity for The King is a giving person. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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