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Terroratday Nov 7, 2015

What's long and hard and full of semen
CͣAͩNͩINE Nov 7, 2015

What's long, brown and sticky?
A stick.
Brown🎵Note Nov 7, 2015

A submarine, obviously.
💣KA-BOOM💣 Nov 7, 2015

Like anything else, the answer is clearly your mama
ɱ℩ƙͣɛͩсͩҩѡ Nov 7, 2015

💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Like anything else, the answer is clearly your mama
yomama1064 Nov 7, 2015

mikecow wrote:
💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Like anything else, the answer is clearly your mama

i am offended
Terroratday Nov 8, 2015

No it is not my mom it's a submarine
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Nov 8, 2015

Terroratday wrote:
No it is not my mom it's a submarine

You said semen not seaman. My guess was going to be your throat.
〓 zоовен 〓 Nov 8, 2015

Do you know the difference between seamen and semen? Last time I checked I don't ejaculate a submarine crew lol
Terroratday Nov 8, 2015

It was fucking autocorrect ok
Latn King Nov 8, 2015

Terroratday wrote:
It was fucking autocorrect ok

Autocorrect predicts based on what you have typed on your keyboard history. Seems about right. You obviously have an infatuation with semen........ from seamen
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Nov 8, 2015

🔥ℒą་།་й⌖ҜιℵᏩ🔥 wrote:
Terroratday wrote:
It was fucking autocorrect ok

Autocorrect predicts based on what you have typed on your keyboard history. Seems about right. You obviously have an infatuation with semen........ from seamen
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Mystery Nov 8, 2015

ZOOBehh wrote:
Do you know the difference between seamen and semen? Last time I checked I don't ejaculate a submarine crew lol

Maybe not a fully formed sub crew, but your little swimmers could grow up someday to form a sub crew (well, part of a sub crew). I'm not sure how many it takes to make a whole crew, but you'd really need to get busy ASAP with a lot of women! I'm not sure how you'd afford the child support though. You'd probably have to go & start some sort of commune cult. I hope you're really charismatic.
💣KA-BOOM💣 Nov 8, 2015

Mystery wrote:
ZOOBehh wrote:
Do you know the difference between seamen and semen? Last time I checked I don't ejaculate a submarine crew lol

Maybe not a fully formed sub crew, but your little swimmers could grow up someday to form a sub crew (well, part of a sub crew). I'm not sure how many it takes to make a whole crew, but you'd really need to get busy ASAP with a lot of women! I'm not sure how you'd afford the child support though. You'd probably have to go & start some sort of commune cult. I hope you're really charismatic.
Or just scary and have alot of guys with guns?
〓 zоовен 〓 Nov 8, 2015

I'm sure it's every parents goal to have their children crew a submarine one day
Mystery Nov 8, 2015

Just being scary wouldn't convince people to join though.

Lol, Zoo! What other parents want doesn't matter - this is about you. 😝
Brown🎵Note Nov 9, 2015

ZOOBehh wrote:
I'm sure it's every parents goal to have their children crew a submarine one day

Hey! I resent that! I had 115 of my brothers with me on my submarine. Every one a strong swimmer.
Boner Jams '03 Nov 9, 2015

ZOOBehh wrote:
I'm sure it's every parents goal to have their children crew a submarine one day

Quiverfull.com
Helixranger Nov 9, 2015

💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
ZOOBehh wrote:
Do you know the difference between seamen and semen? Last time I checked I don't ejaculate a submarine crew lol

Maybe not a fully formed sub crew, but your little swimmers could grow up someday to form a sub crew (well, part of a sub crew). I'm not sure how many it takes to make a whole crew, but you'd really need to get busy ASAP with a lot of women! I'm not sure how you'd afford the child support though. You'd probably have to go & start some sort of commune cult. I hope you're really charismatic.
Or just scary and have alot of guys with guns?
No, but plenty of creepy masks and robes! Don't forget the rituals in the basement of one member every month!
💣KA-BOOM💣 Nov 9, 2015

Helixranger wrote:
💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
ZOOBehh wrote:
Do you know the difference between seamen and semen? Last time I checked I don't ejaculate a submarine crew lol

Maybe not a fully formed sub crew, but your little swimmers could grow up someday to form a sub crew (well, part of a sub crew). I'm not sure how many it takes to make a whole crew, but you'd really need to get busy ASAP with a lot of women! I'm not sure how you'd afford the child support though. You'd probably have to go & start some sort of commune cult. I hope you're really charismatic.
Or just scary and have alot of guys with guns?
No, but plenty of creepy masks and robes! Don't forget the rituals in the basement of one member every month!
No not catholic, cultist
💣KA-BOOM💣 Nov 10, 2015

yomama1064 wrote:
mikecow wrote:
💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Like anything else, the answer is clearly your mama

i am offended
Good.
Gone baby gone Nov 10, 2015

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Terroratday wrote:
No it is not my mom it's a submarine

You said semen not seaman. My guess was going to be your throat.
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