My crazy mixed drink.

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Oct 27, 2015

I was drinking the other day and got this bright idea to mix pre workout with vodka and mountain dew. I was up for two days. Here is my recipe.
One part one more rep icee flavored pre workout.
One part Grey Goose.
Two parts mountain dew.
This concoction gave me the worst hangover I have ever had, and I could feel my heartbeat in my eye, so try this at your own risk!
CatsMcGee Oct 27, 2015

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I was drinking the other day and got this bright idea to mix pre workout with vodka and mountain dew. I was up for two days. Here is my recipe.
One part one more rep icee flavored pre workout.
One part Grey Goose.
Two parts mountain dew.
This concoction gave me the worst hangover I have ever had, and I could feel my heartbeat in my eye, so try this at your own risk!

Wow Hillbilly you're still alive.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Oct 27, 2015

CatsMcGee wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I was drinking the other day and got this bright idea to mix pre workout with vodka and mountain dew. I was up for two days. Here is my recipe.
One part one more rep icee flavored pre workout.
One part Grey Goose.
Two parts mountain dew.
This concoction gave me the worst hangover I have ever had, and I could feel my heartbeat in my eye, so try this at your own risk!

Wow Hillbilly you're still alive.

I was worried that I wouldn't make it, but I'm fine now.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Oct 27, 2015

Grey goose? WTF? You ain't no hillbilly. Moonshine!
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Oct 27, 2015

★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
Grey goose? WTF? You ain't no hillbilly. Moonshine!

The moonshine is meant to be drank straight up.
Ojibwe Oct 28, 2015

Way back in my college days I used to cut across the freeway to get to classes. Under the overpass a bunch of bums hung out. They hit me up for money every day and I always said no. Then one day this old bum said give me 10 bucks and I'll get us all drunk. He bought a gallon of Gallo and a quark of cheap vodka, mixed them together, got me and six of his buddies hammered. I had a great time but then a 2 day hangover and I had to quit using that shortcut.
TrailerTrash 💔 Oct 28, 2015

Sweet Tea & Old Charter
Helixranger Oct 28, 2015

When you mix soda along with alcohol, the alcohol gets more intense. No wonder you drop.
Seventeen 24💔 Oct 28, 2015

Sometimes I'm known to put as many as three ice cubes in my Jack Daniels.
⚕Ðя⌖₲я℧སǥཛ⚕ Oct 28, 2015

Any sugar added to hard liquor intensifies the hangover potential.

Straight Vodka🍸 low carb to alcohol ratio. Just don't drink the cheap stuff
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Oct 28, 2015

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
Grey goose? WTF? You ain't no hillbilly. Moonshine!

The moonshine is meant to be drank straight up.
Exactly! Now get your balls out of your wife's purse, and drink like a man.
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Oct 28, 2015

★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
Grey goose? WTF? You ain't no hillbilly. Moonshine!

The moonshine is meant to be drank straight up.
Exactly! Now get your balls out of your wife's purse, and drink like a man.
Leave his cousin out of it.
༺ 𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕪 ༻ Oct 29, 2015

Certain liquors need different things. Here's my list:
Whiskey (or whisky) - a glass and an ice cube or two.
Vodka - a glass with ice (more than is appropriate for whiskey (or whisky)).
Tequila - a glass. If salt and lime are needed, you need to drink better tequila (and yes, there is much better tequila than Patron).
Rum - lime and Diet Pepsi
Gin - find nearest trash can (rubbish bin), deposit gin, go find drinkable liquor.
Moonshine - sip directly from mason jar, preferably far from open flame.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Oct 30, 2015

No!

Whiskey - Must be bourbon whiskey. In glass straight up. (Also called neat) - occasionally with ice or mixed in cola if you have a vagina.

Vodka - pour in toilet.

Tequila - pour in toilet.

Rum - pour in toilet. Unless it's 151 proof, then pour on sidewalk and set on fire!

Gin - pour in toilet.

Moonshine - You got that one correct! Drink from mason jar, straight up.
Ꭱ3V Oct 30, 2015

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
Grey goose? WTF? You ain't no hillbilly. Moonshine!

The moonshine is meant to be drank straight up.
Exactly! Now get your balls out of your wife's purse, and drink like a man.
Leave his cousin out of it.
😂😂😂
༺ 𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕪 ༻ Nov 1, 2015

★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
No!

Whiskey - Must be bourbon whiskey. In glass straight up. (Also called neat) - occasionally with ice or mixed in cola if you have a vagina.

Bollocks. Rye, Irish, Scotch, and Canadian are equally as good (in some cases, better). Ice and/or a small amount of water actually enhances the flavors offered, although too much dilutes it.
As for your take on vodka, rum, and tequila, might I suggest trying something better than Popov, Ronrico, and Jose Cuervo before dismissing them entirely?
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Nov 1, 2015

Dark rum and coconut water
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Nov 1, 2015

〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Dark rum and coconut water

That sounds heavenly.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Nov 1, 2015

jimmy big-balls wrote:
★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:
No!

Whiskey - Must be bourbon whiskey. In glass straight up. (Also called neat) - occasionally with ice or mixed in cola if you have a vagina.

Bollocks. Rye, Irish, Scotch, and Canadian are equally as good (in some cases, better). Ice and/or a small amount of water actually enhances the flavors offered, although too much dilutes it.
As for your take on vodka, rum, and tequila, might I suggest trying something better than Popov, Ronrico, and Jose Cuervo before dismissing them entirely?

Ok. Some single malt scotch is good. The rest of that crap sucks ass.
༺ 𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕪 ༻ Nov 2, 2015

^Spoken like someone who's never had decent rye or Irish.