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My Strange Attraction

• Brown🎵Note Oct 7, 2015

  Ojibwe wrote:

  I kinda like brown, as opposed to pink, bits on a lady.
  

  As I read that, I felt a stirring of emotion. Then the comma ruined it for me.
• Brown🎵Note Oct 7, 2015

  Malice: Add MIW wrote:

  I like a man with defined calf muscles, and I also like pot bellies 😳😳😳
  

  I think the calf muscles might come from carrying around the pot belly all day. That seems kinda like an association, and I wonder if one feature might be more of a secondary attraction.

  But in the immortal words of Napoleon Dynamite:

  💪😑"Yesss."
• Add SPAD Oct 7, 2015

  I like big butts and I can not lie...
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 7, 2015

  Mr Bogus wrote:

  And a ring finger longer than the index says a lot about you, bellaitaliana. I have it too!
  

  What does it say about me?
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Oct 7, 2015

  I like fat chicks.
• CͣAͩNͩINE Oct 7, 2015

  ★ ᏕᎠ ★ wrote:

  I like fat chicks.
  

  Ironic as it is, fat chicks are easier to pick up
• yomama1064 Oct 7, 2015

  collarbones and long-ish necks 👍🏼
• Mr,Shush Oct 7, 2015

  Them short jean shorts . Even if she had black teeth a crooked nose and eyes like 2 marbles in a jar she would have my attention
• Excelsior Mob™ Oct 7, 2015

  Asian girls with blond hair.
  Girls who don't use makeup.
• BellaItaliana Oct 7, 2015

  Again, this isn't "what's your type?" Though it's interesting knowing who the chubby chasers are and who has the Asian fetishes.
• 〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Oct 7, 2015

  😂😂😂😂😂
• I⃫P⃫A⃫ Oct 7, 2015

  🇫🇷N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ🇫🇷 wrote:

  As long as I can choke the girl, I'm good.
  

  😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺
• Boner Jams '03 Oct 7, 2015

  🇫🇷N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ🇫🇷 wrote:

  As long as I can choke the girl, I'm good.
  

  My wife is into that. Wanna take her off my hands (pun intended)
• 🇫🇷N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ🇫🇷 Oct 7, 2015

  Lol I just like being really rough that's all. I'm not really in to anything weird or abstract.
• 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖊𝖊 Oct 8, 2015

  Interesting question: just yesterday there were two women walking in front of me. They were both good looking and both wearing tight business skirts, but I couldn't take my eyes off the one who was 'walking like a horse.' Her hips moved in a certain way. And she was slightly thicker in the hips and thighs. The added bonus was that when I saw her face she had a big nose. Sometimes women with big noses can be a turn-on.
• DAS HYENA™ Oct 8, 2015

  The small of a woman's back.
• ᏴOUΠTY HUΠTΣR Oct 8, 2015

  Excelsior Mob™ wrote:

  Asian girls with blond hair.
  Girls who don't use makeup.
  
• Helixranger Oct 8, 2015

  Girls who hate you at first, but grow into liking you strangely.
• ƊIƧƓƲIƧƷ Oct 8, 2015

  Evenly cut toe nails.

  Seriously though, I've got a thing for chicks with a Scouse accent (People from Liverpool, UK)
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Oct 8, 2015

  This thread reminds me of an article I read in penthouse when I was in high school back in the late 80's. "The women who puke, and the men who love them."

  No. I'm not into vomitoriums.
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Oct 8, 2015

  ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:

  Mr Bogus wrote:

  And a ring finger longer than the index says a lot about you, bellaitaliana. I have it too!
  

  What does it say about me?

  Do tell more..
• [Add:Baz]Boffer Oct 9, 2015

  A slender neck is a must.
• ⚕Ðя⌖₲я℧སǥཛ⚕ Oct 10, 2015

  While the Greek nose is most aesthetically pleasing, I think the Roman nose - one with a high bridge - is very sexy on a woman. I'm not into pig snouts or beaks at all.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 10, 2015

  L U C A wrote:

  The small of a woman's back.
  

  the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
• (add) BGUNZ Oct 10, 2015

  Surströmming wrote:

  BigGunz08 wrote:

  Surströmming wrote:

  I have a thing for chics with hairy ears. I'm not talking about tufts of hair sprouting out of their inner ear like my great uncle Carl. I'm talking about the slightly longer than peach fuzz type of hair that grows on the putter perimiter of your ear. There's just something about being able to run my fingers through their ear hair that drives me insane.
  It's also helps when she's going down on me. I can grab her by her ear hair and give her some direction. 👂
  

  This made me laugh so hard 😂😂

  Hey asshole. Way to fuck up the "safe space". If I had known this was going to be a stage in which mocking and ridicule were allowed, I wouldn't have chosen to share with everyone. Way to spoil it, jerk.

  I am truly sorry. I wasn't intending to mock or ridicule.
• ★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Oct 10, 2015

  Tattoo sleeves ❤️❤️❤️
• ✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Oct 10, 2015

  If I can only see that one area.... I say doe eyes like early Christy Canyon eyes.. That's all I need. I can imagine the rest😁
• 〓 zоовен 〓 Oct 10, 2015

  A minor speech impediment.
• Brown🎵Note Oct 10, 2015

  ZOOBehh wrote:

  A minor speech impediment.
  

  Absolutely. Good call. The young wife in "Ruthless People". Dottie in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"... (Wasn't she the singer in "Better off Dead"?)

  Instant turn on.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Oct 11, 2015

  Neck rolls. Back of the head. Drive me nuts if right size

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