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“Outta sheer curiousity... What exactly does filthy penis taste like? Sounds so salty...”
Posted to me 3 days ago -
Lol salty penis😺😺😺 what about the endless list of hilariois comments from this immaginative fwllow. Autism and turretts... He must be unhappy 😝
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"I'll look out for a noddy car full of bent geeks smoking legal weed."
You English people are hilarious! I have no idea what this means!! :)
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WTF haha
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He's not English he's fukin Mongolian I think or Pakistani...
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floss1r says:
I wish I could. He is too far away for me to attack.... I was going to attack him for posting those stupid giant skull codes on everyones page.(thank you! I'm glad those "emoticons" or whatever piss someone else off too!!)
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The myriad of begging comments from babybluegirl or whatever her name is.
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I think so :-) clef ur a wierdo... Too
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Why thank you :D
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I said: hey
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My goal is not to defeat you, but to drive you so insane that you kill yourself just to get away from my psycho ass.
Found it in your comments, almost pissed myself laughing -
This was a pretty funny one. I seem to piss off the crazies pretty good
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mama tek wrote:
8.3I would lose interest if I didn't have someone's cock shoved up me bum.
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I just made someone quit because I asked someone else to attack them a few times. I'm a little taken back.
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quincy says:
Gas day might not be my favorite day. It feels more like reverse Christmas.(This isn't the same funny quotes thread I was looking for, but it'll do. The other one had way more replies. If anyone comes across it, would you bump it please? Thanks. I think it was called "Random 'n' funny quotes".)
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Lol somebody posted to me imma eat you like I eat cock and later he posted to me I'm
not gay so stop asking me if I am and he said he was a dude? Problems? Lol -
Found it
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I attacked my friend vegasmeatball who names his turfs meatballs 1,2 etc. for gasday and he says something like this" why did you attack my meatballs i thought we were Friends"
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"Potatoes are far better carrots than vegetables!"
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Looshus wrote:
hahaha, I remember that!"Potatoes are far better carrots than vegetables!"
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This is g8! Where's the other thread at? I am genuinly lol'ing
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Signore Rossi wrote:
This is g8! Where's the other thread at? I am genuinly lol'ing
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Lol one comment on a forum is like funniest,worst and something else and guess what I put for funniest... Getting eaten by a zombie elm. LOL
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Srry elmo
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This is my new favourite comment, from Bella's wall:
Stringer Bell says:
I clearly told u though that those were turfs I have been trying to get for more than a month! Do u not seem them surrounded by my turfs with odd names?? Do u think I would put that many on the strip with wierd names if I wasn't trying to overtake them? No they haven't but I theoretically laid claim to them and now u own them!! So I told u that if u took them I was gonna take them. U have now maxxed them, which shows me that u intend to make some money! What were ur intentions for taking them?--------
I theoretically laid claim to those turfs!!! Hehe
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See, knew you'd be able to find some gems. Keep reading attrition. I think there might be a few better ones. Read his too. :) I was happy to lash out on my "first ally" in this game.
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Somewhere else you said the old comments were hilarious, so I figured yours would be top-notch. Mys and I are laughing our asses off...
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YOU says:
What are you gonna do with midgetville?? You obviously have no clue how to properly care for midgets!!15 weeks ago
This was me talking to groundhog after he hopped to my town and started wiping me out. We capped my turf "midgetville" back and forth from each other about 6 times in a matter of minutes once my mob got big enough to fight back lol.
Wow I can't believe that was only 15 weeks ago lol
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\\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:
is that when he was still grounghog?YOU says:
What are you gonna do with midgetville?? You obviously have no clue how to properly care for midgets!!15 weeks ago
This was me talking to groundhog after he hopped to my town and started wiping me out. We capped my turf "midgetville" back and forth from each other about 6 times in a matter of minutes once my mob got big enough to fight back lol.
Wow I can't believe that was only 15 weeks ago lol
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ROFL
Either that or groughog I don't remember now.
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YOU says:
& I basically told him that this ghetto bitch would hafta bust a cap in his ass cuz youse an' me is homies an' I ain't never hesitated to stab a fool for you.9 weeks ago
This was me telling Matt about how I averted a crisis when someone threatened to take his capo title.
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