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Add MEN Oct 15, 2010

"Sometimes at night, when I am all alone I think of Hop on Pop"

George Bush on the Dr.Seuss book
!Ate3 Oct 15, 2010

People die when they are killed
mr joble Oct 15, 2010

I sent my apprentice at work to get 40 metres of Fallopian tube for the plumber and he was looking for an hour !
BananaMachete Oct 15, 2010

Trust me, I know what I'm doing
originalbones Oct 15, 2010

mr joble wrote:
I sent my apprentice at work to get 40 metres of Fallopian tube for the plumber and he was looking for an hour !

haha, try, run down to the tool crib and get a quick slap. (make sure the guy in the tool crib is on board)
bugs malone Oct 15, 2010

If I die you
owe me 50 bucks
- random kid
this is true though!
painkiller Oct 16, 2010

BananaMachete wrote:
Trust me, I know what I'm doing

Last time I heard that the guy almost blew my house up...

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