A Change in the Winds

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༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Sep 11, 2015

Today, a public truce has been declared between the alliances of ༦ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ and 〓C.A.P.O.〓. This treaty comes after recently occurring events and battles between the two groups, and is being established after a plea to keep the game fun by allowing one another to stabilize their incomes. Therefore I, ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤, have been given the task of publishing the response to the ultimatum graciously offered by 〓DICK TATOR〓. As of this agreement, 〓C.A.P.O.〓 has agreed to cease the pursuit of and aggressive action towards members of ༦ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤. It shall be noted that any placement of turf near a member of the opposite alliance (excluding hopping) that is considered a threat will still be liable to capping. Additionally, this treaty allows the ༦ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ alliance to reclaim their invaded land. As per stated in the agreement, we of ༦ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ also acknowledge 〓RAZOR EDGE〓's ability to juggle chainsaws, which proved effective at the islandic battle, as well as 〓 S E E K E R 〓's insightful prowess.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Sep 11, 2015

Finally, a minor note: a personal issue between 〓БΛЯИΞТТ〓 and Novas has recently arisen. The bindings of this agreement shall not encompass whatever their separate aggressions entail.

This shall be effective on the 11th of September, 2015 at 12:00am EST.
That is all.
ᏟᏲᏋᏊᎥᎬ🐻ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Sep 11, 2015

Bassmaster has "legendary" versatility I guess.
༦ᵑєͦєͫєͣĸͩץ🐎༤ Sep 11, 2015

During the battles I have witnessed some amazing feats
Trex trampling through towns and cities leaving devastation in his wake

Webfoot throwing 20 grenades at once, with his feet from a handstand

I'm In Da Zone getting a set of cement shoes to the back of the V with a header
〓 BOOMER BFB 〓 Sep 11, 2015

Dammit!!! I could have capped nexx before truce was active!!!
〓 BOOMER BFB 〓 Sep 11, 2015

Poor eeky's pin was surrounded like an egg waiting to be fertilized by all my little swimmers. Lol
Crowd Control Sep 11, 2015

Well Bollocks 🍆
༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ Sep 11, 2015

Happy that Capo and Nomads have reached an agreement. Hopefully this will allow both alliances to grow stronger than either have been before. 😊
〓 BOOMER BFB 〓 Sep 11, 2015

I'm feeling tensions are escalating. Lol, the change in winds was my release of gas from eating Mexican tonight
ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Sep 11, 2015

Special mention must also be noted of Osu Girls amazing ability to cap and heal in stilettos 👠, and of KickmeFace's stunning beer pong skills 🍺🍺🍺.

...and Boomer... That stinks 😖
TͣΛͩZͩ Sep 11, 2015

Geez I have no one to cap soon I go and join gs for a while 👿
〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Sep 11, 2015

༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ wrote:
Happy that Capo and Nomads have reached an agreement. Hopefully this will allow both alliances to grow stronger than either have been before. 😊

Yeah, I'm sure y'all were really holding them back. And, now that this is behind them, they can finally "stabilize their income."

Instead of all that 👆🏻 bullshit, just come out and tell the truth.

"Dear Capo,

Thanks for feeling sorry for us when we cried and threatened to reset. We were nuts to think we stood a chance, and appreciate your willingness to stop crushing us."

Sincerely,

The Nobodies
༦Ꭾℜཇ@ℭℌཇℜ☦ Sep 11, 2015

I ༦ᎮᏒᏋᎯᏣᏂᏋᏒ✟༤ am greatly pleased that an agreement has been reached finally with the amazing 〓 CAPO 〓 and my fellow brethren ༦ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ some truly amazing skills have been displayed during the recent battles the mind still boggles at how zone headed those cement shoes we all hope you make a full speedy recovery an that the bandages come off soon. Also a mention for hunter hurn an his ability too appear from nowhere into middle of a battlefield if I wasn't a deeply religious man of the cloth I'd swear #%$+#%*€$ blind he's made a pact with the devil too give him winged feet and Harry Potters invisibility cloak. For me I'll just be glad too return to our nomadic church of sideways thinking god knows what some darn choirboys have been up too while I've been away (note too self check local pawn shop for church silverware the buggers will sell anything for ciggy money) where was I... Errrrr time for a visit to the home for wayward strippers and the cardinal too give him the good news an some grapes for his lumbago.
🇬🇧👊🏻K🍺A👊🏻🇬🇧 Sep 11, 2015

Keep on capping no to truces.
𝕱𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖗 Sep 11, 2015

JOHNSON MOB. wrote:
༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ wrote:
Happy that Capo and Nomads have reached an agreement. Hopefully this will allow both alliances to grow stronger than either have been before. 😊

Yeah, I'm sure y'all were really holding them back. And, now that this is behind them, they can finally "stabilize their income."

Instead of all that 👆🏻 bullshit, just come out and tell the truth.

"Dear Capo,

Thanks for feeling sorry for us when we cried and threatened to reset. We were nuts to think we stood a chance, and appreciate your willingness to stop crushing us."

Sincerely,

The Nobodies

That sounds more like it lmao. Ffs🙈😓
Bomp🍄 Sep 11, 2015

😂😂😂😂😂 what a bunch of pu**ys
ƝཐϮཐڪ ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ Sep 11, 2015

乃བཀཥ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 what a bunch of pu**ys

For once I agree with bomp🙊
Mickey Dunn Sep 11, 2015

Great. Nomads were the only thing keeping CAPO off my back. 😒
≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Sep 11, 2015

Good book... 😶
DAS HYENA™ Sep 11, 2015

I smell a Nobel Peace Prize in the making here. What's next? Will Israel and Iran hug it out? Will the Nomads take on the Axis of Evil (aka Sour Pickles and Fiberian Husky)? Stay tuned. Same bat channel same bat time.....
🇬🇧👊🏻K🍺A👊🏻🇬🇧 Sep 11, 2015

I hear you bomp
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ Sep 11, 2015

ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:
乃བཀཥ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 what a bunch of pu**ys

For once I agree with bomp🙊
⌖🔥ຮ໒ศཞƶƴ₮ཡཡ๑🔥⌖ Sep 11, 2015

₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ wrote:
ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:
乃བཀཥ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 what a bunch of pu**ys

For once I agree with bomp🙊

Seriously?
Andre89 Sep 11, 2015

SOME HOODS. wrote:
Well Bollocks 🍆
Ꭱ3V Sep 11, 2015

Is this supposed to be satirical?
G E T C H Sep 11, 2015

Bad White wrote:
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize in the making here. What's next? Will Israel and Iran hug it out? Will the Nomads take on the Axis of Evil (aka Sour Pickles and Fiberian Husky)? Stay tuned. Same bat channel same bat time.....

I heard Duair was working on it.

The final draft was on Hillary's server, so it could take a while. Bernie was suppose to fix everything, but then Donald said "Bernie's hair is so stupid and ugly, how can you expect him to do anything right?".

So it's all on hold for now.
〓 ZONE 〓 Sep 11, 2015

༦ᵑєͦєͫєͣĸͩץ🐎༤ wrote:
During the battles I have witnessed some amazing feats
Trex trampling through towns and cities leaving devastation in his wake

Webfoot throwing 20 grenades at once, with his feet from a handstand

I'm In Da Zone getting a set of cement shoes to the back of the V with a header

Goalllllllll.... Goal, goal, goal, goalllllllll
〓KickMeFace〓 Sep 19, 2015

How did you know I was good a beer pong?
〓BROOKLYNITE〓 Sep 19, 2015

It was hard to read this without urinating on myself from laughing so hard.
I am now soiled.
CͣAͩNͩINE Sep 19, 2015

〓KICKMEFACE〓 wrote:
How did you know I was good a beer pong?

If you're really good at beer pong you lose, who the fuck wants to be sober?
〓 ZONE 〓 Sep 20, 2015

CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
〓KICKMEFACE〓 wrote:
How did you know I was good a beer pong?

If you're really good at beer pong you lose, who the fuck wants to be sober?
True story 🍻🍺

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