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Well. This past Monday I went in my first date. Ever. I'm 23.
We went for Coffee, then did a little window shopping and I bought her a Funko Pop(Batman). We then sat outside on a bench, had a chat and then decided to go for a drink. We switched pubs and then about 11:00pm her friend picked her up and took her home. I got home about 11:30pm to a call that she was in A&E as she collapsed when she got home. So, my first date ever consisted of me sitting in A&E with my date until 5am. Fun!
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Always made sure in ends in pornstar sex
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I fuck on my first date.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Yourself doesn't countI fuck on my first date.
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ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Yourself doesn't countI fuck on my first date.
Damn, shots fired
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Mr. Alpaca wrote:
Never new farmers had guns?ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Yourself doesn't countI fuck on my first date.
Damn, shots fired
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euser wrote:
Never knew truckers knew farmers that had guns who spent a night in er on there first date seems like nomads but there always in er 😜😂😂Mr. Alpaca wrote:
Never new farmers had guns?ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Yourself doesn't countI fuck on my first date.
Damn, shots fired
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Must of been some night for her to be in A&E the first date.
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Two years ago in what I would like to call my days of immense thirst I had just started my first year of college. There was a girl who I knew from high school that now goes to college about two hours away from where I live. She eventually visits back home so we decide we should try going out on a date. Before visiting she told me she had intentions of playing a passionate game of get to know you via two teenage bodies so I book a hotel room for the night.
The night starts out by me picking her up at her parents home then getting asked fifty questions by her ex pastor father. After this we're driving to the sushi place that I had picked out when we decide that we didn't need to eat all that bad so we head the hotel room.
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Now so everyone reading this knows I am not telling this story to brag but to tell internet people to embarrass myself I will say that this girl was not the prettiest girl in bunch by any means.
Anyway, we get to the room and we start playing atomic twister. It's now 1am. Time to go home. I look outside at my truck and to my horror I realize that I'm my haste to get busy and end an awful 9 month dry spell I forgot to turn off my truck lights. It obviously killed my battery requiring me to ask the assistance of my best friend. We wait a couple hours for him to get there, then when he shows he's just giving me so much shit about the whole situation while he's giving me a jump. After all it's now 3am at a La Quinta hotel with an unattractive and now unhappy girl.
End of the night she gets in trouble for being late.
Skip to today my buddy still gives me shit for the night and makes sure to let everyone know all of the embarrassing details. -
With me and the girl everything ended that night and I'm pretty sure she hates me.
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*in my haste
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I'm so old I can barely remember my first wife, let alone my first date.
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I don't know wether I should ask for a second date or not...
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Yes
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Good times
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Just Josh wrote:
Think she's into anal?I don't know wether I should ask for a second date or not...
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ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
😂😂😂.So no more Netflix and chill?☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Yourself doesn't countI fuck on my first date.
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My best friend and I were hanging out one night and somehow started chilling with these other two guys I knew from highschool. My best friend had a car and was driving us around. We began talking about where we could find some chicks. One of the guys said that he knew a girl that lived in a basement that her parents remodeled. The room could be accessed from the backyard. We parked down the road and ran up the quarter mile driveway. They were supposed to get her to come out so we could talk to her. When she came out those two guys grabbed her and picked her up carrying her down the driveway to the car. They threw her in the back seat and my friend and I were like wtf are you guys doing. They were drunk and started talking crazy shit about what they wanted to do to her. My friend and I began arguing with the other two and opened the door so she could get away and go home.
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The following weekend we were out again this time without those two dicks. We picked up a girl to go to the boardwalk. She said she had a couple girlfriends she wanted to come along. She was telling us where to go to pick them up and as we pulled in the driveway my friend and I looked at eachother like holy shit!!! That's right it was her house. She didn't recognize us or the car at first but on our way I explained that we were the two guys that let her go that night.
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Her and I had a great night and really hit it off. I won her a few prizes from the boardwalk games. We exchanged phone #'s at the end of the evening and I was hooked. That was 23 years and a bunch of children ago. 😃
Btw one of those 2 guys is dead and the other is in prison now. Glad they didn't get us into any trouble and we never hung out with them again.
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