Woodchuck's ?

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Ânarchy Aug 5, 2015

How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck ? If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Aug 5, 2015

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy, was he?
n0rman Aug 5, 2015

Knock knock
ᏟᏲᏋᏊᎥᎬ🐻ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Aug 5, 2015

It's time you know. You must go on a quest to find your answer... First you must go to your local 7/11, ask the cashier "I would like a blueberry slushy, without the blueberry". He will give you a key, and tell you to go to an abandoned house on the east side of town. Once you get in the house, there will be a locked cabinet in the basement, use the key. There will be a map inside... It will look like a blank piece of paper, but if you hold it to the sun at exactly 8:00 AM during the summer solstice it will reveal the home of the woodchucks, which you can ask them yourself
pugshark Aug 5, 2015

What if they come find you first? They are under my porch. Very annoying. Always digging, scratching and chucking wood.
Death to the Whistle Pigs!
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Aug 5, 2015

★NOЯМΛΝ★ wrote:
Knock knock

I'll bite, but I swear to God if this is 'deez' joke...who's there?
ᏟᏲᏋᏊᎥᎬ🐻ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Aug 5, 2015

pugshark wrote:
What if they come find you first? They are under my porch. Very annoying. Always digging, scratching and chucking wood.
Death to the Whistle Pigs!

The ones you find aren't any woodchucks. This is home of the "father woodchuck" it is the father of them all
pugshark Aug 5, 2015

★NOЯМΛΝ★ wrote:
Knock knock

**crickets**
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Aug 5, 2015

ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy, was he?

What about fizzy fuzzy?
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Aug 5, 2015

〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy, was he?

What about fizzy fuzzy?
.....damn it.
★SHOTTΛ★ Aug 5, 2015

Ânarchy wrote:
How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck ? If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Well well....... Where ya been homie.....? You ain't ready for Turf Wars yet...... Go back to bed and get some head...
TheGoat170 Aug 5, 2015

★NOЯМΛΝ★ wrote:
Knock knock

Come in.
fizzyfuzzy Aug 5, 2015

ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy, was he?

What about f✂️zzy fuzzy?
.....damn it.
I'd like to speak to my attorney.
ℒꙩຣཇя Aug 5, 2015

A wood chuck would chuck wood if he could chuck wood but he can't chuck wood so he won't chuck wood
Ânarchy Aug 6, 2015

★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Ânarchy wrote:
How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck ? If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Well well....... Where ya been homie.....? You ain't ready for Turf Wars yet...... Go back to bed and get some head...

Off and on... Not really back but cap'n turfs when I have nothing to do. Keeping the newbies on their toes. How is your hand ?
clint crawford Aug 6, 2015

I remember anarchy he would put the boots to me when I started ( he had a different name then) I see he still making friends those 1200 mob guys are tough to beat ......😜.
★SHOTTΛ★ Aug 6, 2015

Ânarchy wrote:
★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Ânarchy wrote:
How much wood, can a woodchuck chuck ? If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Well well....... Where ya been homie.....? You ain't ready for Turf Wars yet...... Go back to bed and get some head...

Off and on... Not really back but cap'n turfs when I have nothing to do. Keeping the newbies on their toes. How is your hand ?

Hold it down BigBoi..... You kept me on my toes when I 1st started and I'm stay here. Lol Willy had to back me when you gave me that beat down that one time. Good times uh.... I ain't mad at ya. BBQ at my base this weekend bring tha Fams.
★SHOTTΛ★ Aug 6, 2015

Oh ya tha hand is doin fine now Still stiff tho. Just started jerkin again👍
clint crawford Aug 6, 2015

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Ânarchy Aug 7, 2015

★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Oh ya tha hand is doin fine now Still stiff tho. Just started jerkin again👍

That's what wives are for
Helixranger Aug 7, 2015

★NOЯМΛΝ★ wrote:
Knock knock

Surprise motherfucker.
★SHOTTΛ★ Aug 7, 2015

Ânarchy wrote:
★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Oh ya tha hand is doin fine now Still stiff tho. Just started jerkin again👍

That's what wives are for
Doc told me Ima need that physio brah. I ain't skippin out on that.
Helixranger Aug 8, 2015

fizzyfuzzy~ωѧя wrote:
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy, was he?

What about f✂️zzy fuzzy?
.....damn it.
I'd like to speak to my attorney.
😂😂😂