The things kids say

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Babyyy Jul 30, 2015

Ok parents, this one's for you. We all know children have the wonderful habit of being brutally honest and are born without a filter. Feel free to share some of the things that have come out of your child's mouth that has made you just want to crawl under a rock and become invisible. Having 4 daughters, I have plenty of stories. Here's one of them:
I was in the check out line of a grocery store with the girls. I noticed one of the girls just staring at the bag boy. He was a little person. I nudged her and hinted at her that it was impolite to stare. Then it happened. Without warning she turns to me and excitedly yelled, "Mom! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" I wanted to die.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Jul 30, 2015

They say the truly honest people in the world are little kids and drunks.

"No Aunty, my mom say's she's not here."
ZRAYGO Jul 30, 2015

When looking at Christmas lights my kid was trying to say pretty lights, but what came out was Shitty Die
ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Jul 30, 2015

My uncle's baby likes fire trucks, but he can't say fire trucks... So every time he sees a fire truck he yells fuck
╼✜♅♆ξϞᾆ✜╾ Jul 30, 2015

"What if guns just made people hug instead of die? War would be way cooler."

- overheard in Gamestop
euser Jul 30, 2015

Babyyy wrote:
Ok parents, this one's for you. We all know children have the wonderful habit of being brutally honest and are born without a filter. Feel free to share some of the things that have come out of your child's mouth that has made you just want to crawl under a rock and become invisible. Having 4 daughters, I have plenty of stories. Here's one of them:
I was in the check out line of a grocery store with the girls. I noticed one of the girls just staring at the bag boy. He was a little person. I nudged her and hinted at her that it was impolite to stare. Then it happened. Without warning she turns to me and excitedly yelled, "Mom! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" I wanted to die.

Now that is brillant tell your daughter I said thankyou for making my day absolutely brillant
Babyyy Jul 30, 2015

Yea, I'd have to say that was one of my top stories. Another would have to be the time one of the other girls pointed at someone and said, "Hey mom! Look at that big fat lady. Is she going to have a baby!?"
Mr,Shush Jul 30, 2015

I was walking with my youngest in a park, she was walking about 20ft in front of me and started pointing !
I'm looking to see what she's pointing at and this orphadox Jewish guy walks round the corner. He as a long black coat on the trilby hat a big beard and glasses dressed all in black.
She's pointing at him turns to me and says " look daddy a wizard"
BellaItaliana Jul 30, 2015

"Orphadox" 😂
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ Jul 31, 2015

ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ wrote:
My uncle's baby likes fire trucks, but he can't say fire trucks... So every time he sees a fire truck he yells fuck

Instead of saying 'fire trucks' my brother would say 'i want a fire fu*k mommy!'
Babyyy Jul 31, 2015

I took the girls to the library one day and in the middle of the library was a grandfather clock. The youngest pointed to it and started yelling, "Cock! Cock! Big cock mommy!" I got stares from across the room.
Chilling Jul 31, 2015

Babyyy wrote:
I took the girls to the library one day and in the middle of the library was a grandfather clock. The youngest pointed to it and started yelling, "Cock! Cock! Big cock mommy!" I got stares from across the room.

Were the stares because you were yelling "where, where?"
hotrodtech Jul 31, 2015

1990 Thanksgiving dinner at my moms my then 3yr old right in the middle of dinner stops eating looks his grandmother right in the eye and says hey grandma show me your titties smiles then goes back to eating I was mortified , but in a way it was holarious