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Three-Timer Jul 30, 2015

Wow, that left me satisfied!
CookieMob Jul 30, 2015

I ate that in ten seconds
Samuly1 Jul 30, 2015

Wow, I love this filling!
Ꭱ3V Jul 30, 2015

I prefer this to have canned cheese on it
CookieMob Jul 30, 2015

When I dip you dip we dip
༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ Jul 30, 2015

Cheap and satisfying... That's the way I like my crackers.
fizzyfuzzy Jul 31, 2015

You taste stale
༦ᵑєͦєͫєͣĸͩץ🐎༤ Aug 1, 2015

Where's the chocolate sauce?
ƵΔǤ Aug 1, 2015

I want to cover you in meat and cheese and take a bite out of you.
⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ Aug 1, 2015

Why did I ever buy you?
⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ Aug 1, 2015

Wow! I can't believe that they fit four of them in that box.
(add) BGUNZ Aug 1, 2015

Get in my mouth
Helixranger Aug 1, 2015

needs something...
Ꭱ3V Aug 1, 2015

Needs peanut butter
ყoցi Aug 1, 2015

You don't satisfy me, maybe I should order in once I've finished with you.
Three-Timer Aug 1, 2015

I'm going to shove my meat in you!
ᔕႳỰĬᖇᖇᙓᒪ Aug 1, 2015

Why does this cracker have nuts?
sтⅈҡღaɲ⌖ʑӭԁ😱ᵙǥͨ Aug 3, 2015

I thoroughly enjoy cookies. That's all I can and will say.
the blue eyed g Aug 4, 2015

Ate it until my mouth went dry
╼✜♅♆ξϞᾆ✜╾ Aug 4, 2015

Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Licking his lips,Kenneth put down the knife and admired the spread.

😂😂
Kenneth tried being delicate as he gently pressed the knife down. But mere moments later he looked down to discover pieces. Pieces everywhere.

"And it still tastes like mouldy shite",he muttered to himself.

Clutching his knife, he fitfully glared down at the broken form laying spread across the counter before him.

"I just wanted you to help me make dinner!" He cried, knife trembling in his impotent rage. "But no! Just look what you did. -What you made me do!"

Sobbing quietly, he raked the broken pieces into the trash bin.

"Nobody has to know. Nobody WILL know about the mess you made. They'll never see your betrayal in the landfill..."
💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Aug 5, 2015

I guess yeast got into this batch.
CookieMob Aug 5, 2015

Kenneth promptly disposed of the mess he had made, sliding his trusty knife back into the chopping block. A tear slipped from his eye as he bowed his head "I can still taste you on my lips."
BigAl! Aug 9, 2015

I like putting my salami between two at the same time.
≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Aug 10, 2015

If I had to choose between you and a bagel the bagel would win ...

Wait why am I putting down my fellow crackers!!?
CookieMob Aug 10, 2015

≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ wrote:
If I had to choose between you and a bagel the bagel would win ...

Wait why am I putting down my fellow crackers!!?

Fail!!

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