Most Embarrassing Moments
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These are always good for a laugh.
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I got lost in "Scary corn maze" (literally a maze made out of corn) and crapped and pissed my pants.
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Used early skill points on att/def.
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Some old trucker dude caught me jerkin off while drivin on tha highway.
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1. One time I was standing in line at a concert, trying to buy a $4 bottle of water & it was really crowded & I had to fart. Since there were so many people around, I didn't think it could be heard or traced back to me, so I let it rip. Afterward, I turned around & there was a little person in line behind me.
2. The time I threw up in some bar in downtown San Diego & got kicked out. I'm never "that girl". Anyway, it was mortifying I'm sure & I'm glad I don't remember much of it.
3. The time I accidentally kneed my boss in the junk.
4. The time I was massaging a client and accidentally put my crotch right in his hand while I was leaning over him.
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If anyone cares to see what the TW's most embarrassing moments were in 2010:
https://turfwarsapp.com/forum/43/topic/8343883/
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Existing is my first problem.
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Clogged my friends toilet in his parents bathroom....
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Bet you got a nice tip for number 41. One time I was standing in line at a concert, trying to buy a $4 bottle of water & it was really crowded & I had to fart. Since there were so many people around, I didn't think it could be heard or traced back to me, so I let it rip. Afterward, I turned around & there was a little person in line behind me.
2. The time I threw up in some bar in downtown San Diego & got kicked out. I'm never "that girl". Anyway, it was mortifying I'm sure & I'm glad I don't remember much of it.
3. The time I accidentally kneed my boss in the junk.
4. The time I was massaging a client and accidentally put my crotch right in his hand while I was leaning over him.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
I would have tried for more than just the tipℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Bet you got a nice tip for number 41. One time I was standing in line at a concert, trying to buy a $4 bottle of water & it was really crowded & I had to fart. Since there were so many people around, I didn't think it could be heard or traced back to me, so I let it rip. Afterward, I turned around & there was a little person in line behind me.
2. The time I threw up in some bar in downtown San Diego & got kicked out. I'm never "that girl". Anyway, it was mortifying I'm sure & I'm glad I don't remember much of it.
3. The time I accidentally kneed my boss in the junk.
4. The time I was massaging a client and accidentally put my crotch right in his hand while I was leaning over him.
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It was Catholic school: first time in the cafeteria ever.
We were told not to talk- to sit and eat with our heads looking straight into our food- and not to turn around.
Well... being the curious little fellow that I was... I couldn't help but turn around when I heard a strange noise behind us. (Or perhaps I felt an evil presence.)
Yes- it was the Vice Principal breathing over me and fashionably dressed in that... penguin outfit.
No sooner than I turned around was I lifted out of my chair, placed upside down on on her knee and spanked in front of the entire cafeteria.
It might've been embarrassing but at that moment, a seed was born inside me and I doubted everything I was told by those people and dedicated my life to being rebellious.
Yes Sister Margaret… It was I who plastered the boys room with toilet paper amongst many other acts of terror throughout the school for years and years.
😁😁😁😁😁
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ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Probably would have given him the whole cookie 😜☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
I would have tried for more than just the tipℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Bet you got a nice tip for number 41. On
2. The time I threw up in some bar in downtown San Diego & got kicked out. I'm never "that girl". Anyway, it was mortifying I'm sure & I'm glad I don't remember much of it.
3. The time I accidentally kneed my boss in the junk.
4. The time I was massaging a client and accidentally put my crotch right in his hand while I was leaning over him.
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My first time skiing, after taking the lift thing up I went left instead of right, meaning instead of going to the newbie 'green' course I took the steep, obstacle ridden 'black forest' slope. really bad placement.
anyways, anyone who has gone skiing before knows you're gonna trip a lot on your first time. and digging your skis out of the snow is a bitch to do. I tripped, face planted, panicked down 1/4 the slope and hit a couple cars(obstacles).
after maybe the 8th fall, I never got back up. I crawled down there, skis helmet and all.
like 20 min later of literally dragging my face thru snow whilst carrying heavy skis/winter wear I made it down the slope. veteran skiers are whizzing past me, and a croud of people taking photos of their relatives/friends/etc catch me slowly crawl my way to horizontal ground. it was humiliating
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★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Hahaha me to high ✋Some old trucker dude caught me jerkin off while drivin on tha highway.
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I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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One time, in elementary school, I got my lunchbox stuck on the roof
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ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Not as high as the time I locked myself in an unlocked public library and the fire dept had to show up 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding. 😅ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Not as high as the time I locked myself in an unlocked public library and the fire dept had to show up 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ wrote:
This is legitimately worse than Primo Loco getting locked in his bathroom lmaoƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding. 😅ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Not as high as the time I locked myself in an unlocked public library and the fire dept had to show up 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ wrote:
Not kidding lol. They had cameras recording of my dumbass crying and breaking into an office to use the phone to call 911 from inside the unlocked public library. I just wanted to return a damn book 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding. 😅ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Not as high as the time I locked myself in an unlocked public library and the fire dept had to show up 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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When I was about 15, I was camping with friends on their land. I decided to bust out my bowl and light up, when the hosts little sister was around by the campfire. She was about 13, so w/e.
Later, the hosts uncle shows up, and jerks me aside. He was a bad felon, and flips out, goes through my stuff, takes my remaining stash, and my SHOES. He tells me I have about 30 minutes to make it back through the woods to the hosts house before he calls the cops and drives off. ~2 miles.
I then wander through the woods, barefoot, to the hosts home at night, and am forced to apologize to the parents for the green. I leave, and the uncle is outside smoking my stuff. He gives me my shoes, makes me smoke another few rounds, then sets me off into the woods again, megastoned.
I promptly got lost. He apparently followed and started pulling some hills have eyes crap. I hid and waited till morning, lost and terribly scare-stoned.
Later I found that I was like 100' from the camp.The whole thing was super embarrassing.
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👆👆👆 that's an image lol
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I wish I was making it Up. 15 years later, and it still makes me feel stupid haha.
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i had a pallet of cantalope (sp?) topple over on me when i was moving it with a fork lift yesterday.
many people saw it
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★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Waiting for Flat face to reply to seeing this...Some old trucker dude caught me jerkin off while drivin on tha highway.
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★SHOTTΛ★ wrote:
Haha same here😉Some old trucker dude caught me jerkin off while drivin on tha highway.
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Last night, I went to meet my husband at a bar. It was still light out and I walked into this dark bar and my eyes had not adjusted yet and I couldn't see very well. I walked up to what I thought was my husband and put my hand on his back and said hi. The girl he was with gave me this crazy look and was like, "who's this bitch?" I had kinda been thinking the same thing as I walked up. Then he turned around and I said "oh, you're not my husband." My husband was two barstools down. We all had a good laugh about it. It was embarrassing, but it could have been worse.
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I went into the haunted house at an attraction park with my wife.It was very dark inside and she was very nervous so I thought to pinch her here and there to add to the experience and give her more bang for her buck if you will (and grab a few feels for myself while I was at it).
Monsters,ghouls,vampires,trannies,zombies and suchlike sprang out on occasion with my hand happily taking the chance to pinch away,drawing screams and leaps from my wife,to my delight.I worked with a will and was ever more daring.
On leaving the house I turned around to see my wife walking behind me and then heard the girl in front of me complaining to her friends how "fresh" the horrors were inside. -
Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
You monster😜👌👌👌👌I went into the haunted house at an attraction park with my wife.It was very dark inside and she was very nervous so I thought to pinch her here and there to add to the experience and give her more bang for her buck if you will (and grab a few feels for myself while I was at it).
Monsters,ghouls,vampires,trannies,zombies and suchlike sprang out on occasion with my hand happily taking the chance to pinch away,drawing screams and leaps from my wife,to my delight.I worked with a will and was ever more daring.
On leaving the house I turned around to see my wife walking behind me and then heard the girl in front of me complaining to her friends how "fresh" the horrors were inside. -
ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
I'm dying xD༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ wrote:
Not kidding lol. They had cameras recording of my dumbass crying and breaking into an office to use the phone to call 911 from inside the unlocked public library. I just wanted to return a damn book 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding. 😅ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Not as high as the time I locked myself in an unlocked public library and the fire dept had to show up 😔ƆͣƟͩƟͩⱩƖƩ M̶🍪Ɓ wrote:
Wow. How high were YOU? 🍁I called my car in stolen. Didn't realize I was sitting in it (to keep warm while snowing) until I was giving my information to the cop over the phone.
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