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• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jul 22, 2015

  Putz was the only guy I legitimately dislike that played this game. He was a hateful, little man.
• Johnny O 💃 Jul 22, 2015

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  Putz was the only guy I legitimately dislike that played this game. He was a hateful, little man.
  

  Putz had psychological issues that are still yet to be classified.
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jul 22, 2015

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  ^^ yes they were. And yes it was the bus guy.

  It takes the right person and the right thread to get something going again.
  

  Or a room full of hookers and free beer

  💃💃💃💃💃💃🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  ^^ yes they were. And yes it was the bus guy.

  It takes the right person and the right thread to get something going again.
  

  Or a room full of hookers and free beer

  Oh shit. Now it's a party. 👯
• Johnny O 💃 Jul 22, 2015

  Hi Bella 😘
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  K I'm not sure which one I'm looking for, but there are some decent options here: turfwarsapp.com/forums[putz vegas] site:turfwarsapp.com
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jul 22, 2015

  I'm reading a Vegas thread. I forgot everyone was going to try to meet there on the map and battle. Haha. Pre plane tickets
• 〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Jul 22, 2015

  👋🏻✋🏻👋🏻✋🏻 Bella!
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  Hi Bella 😘
  

  Hi 👋🏼✋🏼👋🏼 I was just doing some spring cleaning this weekend and found some snail mail you sent me. ☺️
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  👋🏻✋🏻👋🏻✋🏻 Bella!
  

  Hey! Stop kicking my ass on WWF! 😉
• Johnny O 💃 Jul 22, 2015

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  Hi Bella 😘
  

  Hi 👋🏼✋🏼👋🏼 I was just doing some spring cleaning this weekend and found some snail mail you sent me. ☺️

  I still have our beer card 😜
• ★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Jul 22, 2015

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  👋🏻✋🏻👋🏻✋🏻 Bella!
  

  Hey! Stop kicking my ass on WWF! 😉

  Don't play him on trivia crack either. He cheats at that too. 😜😝😜😝😜
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Johnny O 💃 wrote:

  Hi Bella 😘
  

  Hi 👋🏼✋🏼👋🏼 I was just doing some spring cleaning this weekend and found some snail mail you sent me. ☺️

  I still have our beer card 😜

  I still have a Dunkin Donuts gift card. I meant to use it online bc we don't have any DD here (blasphemy, I know). Well, I mean we got some DDs.
  🍑...no that's not right. 🍌🍆...no, not those. Hey, what emoji do we use for boobies these days?
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  I'm reading a Vegas thread. I forgot everyone was going to try to meet there on the map and battle. Haha. Pre plane tickets
  

  He came in so cocky (typically gc3 fashion) and got smeared all down the strip.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  I'm reading a Vegas thread. I forgot everyone was going to try to meet there on the map and battle. Haha. Pre plane tickets
  

  He came in so cocky (typically gc3 fashion) and got smeared all down the strip.

  Then they tried making deals, if I remember right.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jul 22, 2015

  I redownloaded this turd infested shit box just to say hi to you. 👋✋👋✋. That's gotta be worth at least a nipple shot?

  And for the record, were beyond fruit. We just use

  ( • )y( • )
• ★Λddi★ Jul 22, 2015

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  Oh and Saba and Johnny O are the godfathers of Sophie. They don't mind sharing the title since they share EVERYTHING else. A-wink a-wink.
  

  As I was saying, where are those dirty uncles?

  Johnny O is easier to find through text I'm afraid. He quit the TW cold turkey a good while back. Aside from that one time he showed up o get his hair cut.

  Saba is still diddling around here trying to torture noobs. She's not quite as effective as she used to be.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  Oh and Saba and Johnny O are the godfathers of Sophie. They don't mind sharing the title since they share EVERYTHING else. A-wink a-wink.
  

  As I was saying, where are those dirty uncles?

  Johnny O is easier to find through text I'm afraid. He quit the TW cold turkey a good while back. Aside from that one time he showed up o get his hair cut.

  Saba is still diddling around here trying to torture noobs. She's not quite as effective as she used to be.
  

  I've got JO's number to text. Unfortunately I had to delete Saba from Facebook bc he would periodically post inappropriate shit on my wall.
• ★Λddi★ Jul 22, 2015

  I suppose JOs ears were burning. He showed me!
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jul 22, 2015

  The nostalgia in here is crazy. Someone find chula and let's get down to business.
• ★Λddi★ Jul 22, 2015

  Turf🐑Warrior wrote:

  Putz was the only guy I legitimately dislike that played this game. He was a hateful, little man.
  

  Same. I wonder if he's in prison now. I'm certain he was a real, live sociopath.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  Saba is still diddling around here trying to torture noobs. She's not quite as effective as she used to be.
  

  Wait, she? Why do I keep seeing people refer to Saba as "she"? Some inside joke I wasn't around for?
• ★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Jul 22, 2015

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  Oh and Saba and Johnny O are the godfathers of Sophie. They don't mind sharing the title since they share EVERYTHING else. A-wink a-wink.
  

  As I was saying, where are those dirty uncles?

  Johnny O is easier to find through text I'm afraid. He quit the TW cold turkey a good while back. Aside from that one time he showed up o get his hair cut.

  Saba is still diddling around here trying to torture noobs. She's not quite as effective as she used to be.
  

  I've got JO's number to text. Unfortunately I had to delete Saba from Facebook bc he would periodically post inappropriate shit on my wall.

  By periodically you mean every post she ever made on your wall, right? 😜😜
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jul 22, 2015

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  ★Λddi★ wrote:

  Oh and Saba and Johnny O are the godfathers of Sophie. They don't mind sharing the title since they share EVERYTHING else. A-wink a-wink.
  

  As I was saying, where are those dirty uncles?

  Johnny O is easier to find through text I'm afraid. He quit the TW cold turkey a good while back. Aside from that one time he showed up o get his hair cut.

  Saba is still diddling around here trying to torture noobs. She's not quite as effective as she used to be.
  

  I've got JO's number to text. Unfortunately I had to delete Saba from Facebook bc he would periodically post inappropriate shit on my wall.

  Huh? When have I ever posted ANYTHING in appropriate? That's just plain slanderous.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Surströmming wrote:

  Huh? When have I ever posted ANYTHING in appropriate? That's just plain slanderous.

  There was a lot of bs I had to explain to my then-boyfriend (now-husband) when he went on my computer. Not all from you. Anyway, hi. Thanks for making an appearance.
• Old Azz Santos Jul 22, 2015

  Sup bella🍻🍻🍊🍊
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Ese Santos wrote:

  Sup bella🍻🍻🍊🍊
  

  Sup Ese. Keep your fruit outta my beer.
• ZRAYGO Jul 22, 2015

  Hi Bella! Seen any lesbian pirates around lately?

  Your boy is getting so big!
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  ZRAYGO wrote:

  Hi Bella! Seen any lesbian pirates around lately?

  Your boy is getting so big!
  

  It was just Pride weekend; I've seen many a bodacious bean-flicking buccaneer.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2015

  Muff-diving marauders

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