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ᗩ ⓐⓚ ⓡⓞⓤⓖⓔⓢ ᗩ invasion of the Canada border

• lordgarrett99 Jun 20, 2015

  targets: Vancouver
  Mission control: me
  General:predator
  Main guns:DICKTATOR, inoccent Saba
  Side guns:zach,bgdatz,Noah,
  Thisdood101 Standby:chewie,gunhog,chuckdav

  Orders:
  .everyone who isn't in Vancouver, fly there immediately.
  .guys in Vancouver start causing havoc, avoid razor edge of possible.
  .once guys who army in Vancouver make it there via/ airport, start destroying, once dick makes it to Vancouver, he will cap as many of fat mikes turf as possible
• lordgarrett99 Jun 20, 2015

  The invasion starts soon, be ready mike and razor
• 💫frank spence Jun 20, 2015

  this will be good lol
• john le sway Jun 20, 2015

  lordgarrett is love
• ᏴOUΠTY HUΠTΣR Jun 20, 2015

  Is this legit?
• lordgarrett99 Jun 20, 2015

  ⌖ℬoʊℵϮ¥😱ĦʊℵϮعཞ⌖ wrote:

  Is this legit?
  

  Yes,we allready tried to take on the airport, but we need dick and Saba to get in and help
• 〓BODGΞЯ〓 Jun 20, 2015

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  ⌖ℬoʊℵϮ¥😱ĦʊℵϮعཞ⌖ wrote:

  Is this legit?
  

  Yes,we allready tried to take on the airport, but we need dick and Saba to get in and help

  Dick... Get in already!
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jun 20, 2015

  Thank god. I was wondering when another LordGarrett thread would be made
• ✯ᐪᑋᵋᎪᏒᏟᎻᎪƝᎶᏋᏝ✯ Jun 20, 2015

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  targets: Vancouver
  Mission control: me
  General:predator
  Main guns:DICKTATOR, inoccent Saba
  Side guns:zach,bgdatz,Noah,
  Thisdood101 Standby:chewie,gunhog,chuckdav

  Orders:
  .everyone who isn't in Vancouver, fly there immediately.
  .guys in Vancouver start causing havoc, avoid razor edge of possible.
  .once guys who army in Vancouver make it there via/ airport, start destroying, once dick makes it to Vancouver, he will cap as many of fat mikes turf as possible
  

  ☝ I guess I should fly there soon to get in on the action. Chief is requiring it
• lordgarrett99 Jun 20, 2015

  ✯ᐪᑋᵋᎪᏒᏟᎻᎪƝᎶᏋᏝ✯ wrote:

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  targets: Vancouver
  Mission control: me
  General:predator
  Main guns:DICKTATOR, inoccent Saba
  Side guns:zach,bgdatz,Noah,
  Thisdood101 Standby:chewie,gunhog,chuckdav

  Orders:
  .everyone who isn't in Vancouver, fly there immediately.
  .guys in Vancouver start causing havoc, avoid razor edge of possible.
  .once guys who army in Vancouver make it there via/ airport, start destroying, once dick makes it to Vancouver, he will cap as many of fat mikes turf as possible
  

  ☝ I guess I should fly there soon to get in on the action. Chief is requiring it

  If you are siding with the AKR, I will put you on side guns For the invasion
• 💨HotShit🔥💩💨 Jun 20, 2015

  〓BODGΞЯ〓 wrote:

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  ⌖ℬoʊℵϮ¥😱ĦʊℵϮعཞ⌖ wrote:

  Is this legit?
  

  Yes,we allready tried to take on the airport, but we need dick and Saba to get in and help

  Dick... Get in already!

  Just the tip though!😂😂😂
• 〓ℛᎾℂᏦᎽ〓 Jun 20, 2015

  john le sway wrote:

  lordgarrett is love
  

  Lord garret is lyfe
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 21, 2015

  I hear you commanded but ask for a temporary furlow. I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins. I ask for your understanding in this matter and will be ready to take my place in our fight tomorrow morning at the latest.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
• john le sway Jun 21, 2015

  ThisDood101 wrote:

  john le sway wrote:

  lordgarrett is love
  

  Lord garret is lyfe

  lordgarrett's hair looks very nice
• BIЯDS Jun 21, 2015

  john le sway wrote:

  ThisDood101 wrote:

  john le sway wrote:

  lordgarrett is love
  

  Lord garret is lyfe

  lordgarrett's hair looks very nice

  I agree, but I like the make-up better.
• pugshark Jun 21, 2015

  All hail Lord Garrett! The King of the West!
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Jun 21, 2015

  Hey did you forget about me?
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jun 21, 2015

  🔥💩 wrote:

  〓BODGΞЯ〓 wrote:

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  ⌖ℬoʊℵϮ¥😱ĦʊℵϮعཞ⌖ wrote:

  Is this legit?
  

  Yes,we allready tried to take on the airport, but we need dick and Saba to get in and help

  Dick... Get in already!

  Just the tip though!😂😂😂

  Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂
• ⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jun 21, 2015

  When you make it to Canada, don't forget to have some poutine. You'll need full bellies to cap all those Maverick turf. 👍
• Chilling Jun 21, 2015

  Orders:
  .everyone who isn't in Vancouver, fly there immediately.
  .guys in Vancouver start causing havoc, avoid razor edge of possible.
  .once guys who army in Vancouver make it there via/ airport, start destroying, once dick makes it to Vancouver, he will cap as many of fat mikes turf as possible

  Why am I to be avoided? I took a bath recently, even remembered to use soap.
• lordgarrett99 Jun 21, 2015

  〓RAZOR EDGE〓 wrote:

  Orders:
  .everyone who isn't in Vancouver, fly there immediately.
  .guys in Vancouver start causing havoc, avoid razor edge of possible.
  .once guys who army in Vancouver make it there via/ airport, start destroying, once dick makes it to Vancouver, he will cap as many of fat mikes turf as possible

  Why am I to be avoided? I took a bath recently, even remembered to use soap.
  

  😂😂😂😂😂
• რơͣɳͩʂͩţęȓơưş™ Jun 22, 2015

  A slab of fine beef to the one who caps razor first.
• Nоah Aug 19, 2017

  I still haven't made it to Vancouver. I hope that isn't a problem.
• 〓ＤＵ♠️ＩＲ〓 Aug 19, 2017

  Heh I was just wondering who DICKTATOR was
• Chilling Aug 19, 2017

  〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓🎀 wrote:

  Heh I was just wondering who DICKTATOR was
  

  I heard that he was a meanie that capped his friends turf. 😱
• ⸸ɦǟռʄʍɛɨֆȶɛʀ⛧ Aug 19, 2017

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
  

  I don't think that's how that works
• Lord Business Aug 19, 2017

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
  

  I don't think that's how that works

  Before designer DNA babies were the fad, there were E.G. babies. Extended gestation. For the mom and dad who want twins but can only conceive one baby at a time. The E.G. device is inserted into the womb and allows a baby to spend, you guessed it, extended time in the womb, waiting on another pregnancy, their twin. It's like a womb condo.
• BigAl! Aug 20, 2017

  Fiberian Hufky wrote:

  🔥💩 wrote:

  〓BODGΞЯ〓 wrote:

  lordgarrett99 wrote:

  ⌖ℬoʊℵϮ¥😱ĦʊℵϮعཞ⌖ wrote:

  Is this legit?
  

  Yes,we allready tried to take on the airport, but we need dick and Saba to get in and help

  Dick... Get in already!

  Just the tip though!😂😂😂

  Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  First Dick is in, then he's out, then he's in, then he's out. Then he enters from behind. I think he's just screwing this up.
• ⸸ɦǟռʄʍɛɨֆȶɛʀ⛧ Aug 20, 2017

  Lord Business wrote:

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
  

  I don't think that's how that works

  Before designer DNA babies were the fad, there were E.G. babies. Extended gestation. For the mom and dad who want twins but can only conceive one baby at a time. The E.G. device is inserted into the womb and allows a baby to spend, you guessed it, extended time in the womb, waiting on another pregnancy, their twin. It's like a womb condo.

  You know, I'll just take your word for it.
• FͣUͩCͩKSTICK Aug 21, 2017

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Lord Business wrote:

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
  

  I don't think that's how that works

  Before designer DNA babies were the fad, there were E.G. babies. Extended gestation. For the mom and dad who want twins but can only conceive one baby at a time. The E.G. device is inserted into the womb and allows a baby to spend, you guessed it, extended time in the womb, waiting on another pregnancy, their twin. It's like a womb condo.

  You know, I'll just take your word for it.

  This needs to be a discussion in itself!!!! My mind is blown right now! Have one now, freeze one for later. Unless he was a asshole, or damn ugly. 😂
• TheRealGrhyme Aug 22, 2017

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Lord Business wrote:

  Hanfmeister wrote:

  Scumbag Finder wrote:

  I am at my children's 23 & 25th birthday party's. They're twins.
  Thanks in advance, your humble servant.

  SABA 👍💪💩
  

  I don't think that's how that works

  Before designer DNA babies were the fad, there were E.G. babies. Extended gestation. For the mom and dad who want twins but can only conceive one baby at a time. The E.G. device is inserted into the womb and allows a baby to spend, you guessed it, extended time in the womb, waiting on another pregnancy, their twin. It's like a womb condo.

  You know, I'll just take your word for it.

  Wait what? I wonder if somebody can have identical twins a year apart. That'd be interesting *off too Google*

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