King Kelder?
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What the hell happened to this guy? I honestly don't care, its jut nice not to have him posting 6 threads a day. But does anyone know if he's still active? Kelder if you're reading this, it does not mean "please post 20 threads in 10 minutes".
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King Kelder is omnipresent... Just because he hasn't posted doesn't mean he's not here.... He's everywhere and will be returning one day to take us all with him.....
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I'm thinking belial needed those 72 hours to dispose of the body.
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Stop posting he will come back!!! If he comes back we all throw you in some new shoes and into a river
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Ah. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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All hail the King!
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∇@ИԺ@L!$M wrote:
LoLI'm thinking belial needed those 72 hours to dispose of the body.
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Just when he was rid u go n jinx it lol
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Ha have fun with the boots I sent u
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King Kelder wrote:
Very stealthy I have to admit!Ah. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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Tech9 get used to the er!!
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King Kelder does not go to the er. He goes to a day spa for r&r. And sometimes Johnny O sends a 💃. But it's all totally discreet, of course.
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Of coarse
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King Kelder wrote:
glad to see you're back sireAh. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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King Kelder wrote:
Fail.Of coarse
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King Kelder plays CW now
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King Kelder wrote:
❎- you and your turfs are too far away.Ah. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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Mr. Vaa-Gina wrote:
He started in cw then came here afterKing Kelder plays CW now
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King Kelder wrote:
If no one noticed, then the kings awesomeness must be questioned.Ah. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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guitarman wrote:
The king is not very educated, either.King Kelder wrote:
Fail.Of coarse
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Kozy wrote:
oh lol that's what I didMr. Vaa-Gina wrote:
He started in cw then came here afterKing Kelder plays CW now
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Good to see all of the kings loyal subjects. To all the ney Sayers. The king shall douse u all in a golden shower.
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King Kelder wrote:
crap, he's back! Everybody run!Ah. The king has been missed. The king has been here everyday. The king has posted several times. Ur just not noticing. The king is not only awesome. He is also extremely elusive.
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🔰Μαc wrote:
The King must dumb down his complicated sentences for you peasants, so you can understand. The King is nice like this.guitarman wrote:
The king is not very educated, either.King Kelder wrote:
Fail.Of coarse
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The Kings diverse vocabulary would throw all of TW into a conundrum. The king will always try to simplify his mass vocabulary to it's simplest form. The king appreciates his loyal subjects and wishes to keep them happy.
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King Kelder wrote:
Even emperors respect the king. The Emperor recognizes the king's superb vocabulary and is awed by itThe Kings diverse vocabulary would throw all of TW into a conundrum. The king will always try to simplify his mass vocabulary to it's simplest form. The king appreciates his loyal subjects and wishes to keep them happy.
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King kelder is an egotistical joke
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King kelder? I have to see you on this game too? What's going on? Lol
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Kozy wrote:
becuz he knows tw is better!Mr. Vaa-Gina wrote:
He started in cw then came here afterKing Kelder plays CW now
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Johnny Cage 👊add cage👊 wrote:
I believe that's god in hisKing Kelder is omnipresent... Just because he hasn't posted doesn't mean he's not here.... He's everywhere and will be returning one day to take us all with him.....
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Ah my groomed CW bretherin xenomort. Good to see u following in the kings footsteps. And yes. The King is god like. His presence puts ppl in pure awe. They are consumed by the kings actions. They cling to every word the king speaks.
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