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Andre89 Jun 1, 2015

Getch, Innocent Saba, ZRAYGO, CrazyRedneck, Johnny O, and Midnite walk into the bar.......* Insert joke here*
Nоah Jun 1, 2015

He sits down and orders a drink.
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

Andre89 is sitting in the corner sipping his glass of milk, but he isn't wearing any pants.
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

Butcha is behind the bar watering down the brandy with apple juice. Crazyredneck walks over and asks him "what's up with the pant-less kid over there?"
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

Just then, Fachan pops out of the back room and excitedly exclaims "pant-less? You said I had to wear my pants in here!"
〓KickMeFace〓 Jun 1, 2015

Then midnight starts buying and handing out the shots
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

While Butcha tries to calm down Fachan, Saba pulls out his phone and starts talking pictures of pant-less Andre.

"Oooh this is good" he says as his phone takes picture after picture.

"They are going to love this! "Now dribble a little milk from the corner of your mouth."
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

The commotion wakes up Black and he notices Butcha was watering down the brandy. Black gets mad and throws an angry stare at Butcha.

"I knew it you bastage! I'm never going to drink from this dump again.... Get me another round!"

He puts his head back down on the bar passed out again.
G E T C H Jun 1, 2015

Butcha puts a drink in front of Black. Midnight reaches over and quickly downs it, placing the empty glass back where it was. He winks at Butcha and quietly says, "This isn't part of my rounds. Make sure this is on his tab... In fact, put them all on his tab. Ok?"
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Jun 1, 2015

Please stop Getch
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jun 1, 2015

Getch, Innocent Saba, ZRAYGO, CrazyRedneck, Johnny O, and Midnite walk into the bar.......They all die except for Getch ,Zraygo,crazy redneck ,Johnny O and midnight.
✯ᐪᑋᵋᎪᏒᏟᎻᎪƝᎶᏋᏝ✯ Jun 2, 2015

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Getch, Innocent Saba, ZRAYGO, CrazyRedneck, Johnny O, and Midnite walk into the bar.......They all die except for Getch ,Zraygo,crazy redneck ,Johnny O and midnight.

😂😁😂😁😂😂
G E T C H Jun 2, 2015

Miss Daisy walks in and sees midnite talking to Butcha. Immediately he gets jealous and storms over to the bar with an ugly scowl on his face.

Midnite sees Daisy coming and and tries to hide amongst now growing bar crowd, pretending he didn't see Daisy. He accidentally bumps Fachan and causes him to spill his coffee all over St Pauli.

St Pauli lets out a screeching cry and starts jumping around as the scalding coffee soaks his new Bee Gees shirt. Everyone in the bar thinks it's a new dance and begins to imitate him.
Andre89 Jun 2, 2015

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Please stop Getch

See what happens when you tell Getch to stop?