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⚡️Bermuda Tropical storm warning⚡️

• N E K Λ ☆ May 9, 2015

  1.im landing now
  2. Ive planted 30 omertàs on the island.
  3.or have I?
  4.good luck looking for them u dictators 👍👐..
  5... They are actually there to find ..
  6.. Or are they ..
  7. Of course they fucking are..
  8, Or are they ??
  9, johnson mob is a mug
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 May 9, 2015

  ☆Ƞєƙɑ☠Ⴢ†ɑɼ☆ wrote:

  1.im landing now
  2. Ive planted 30 omertàs on the island.
  3.or have I?
  4.good luck looking for them u dictators 👍👐..
  5... They are actually there to find ..
  6.. Or are they ..
  7. Of course they fucking are..
  8, Or are they ??
  9, johnson mob is a mug
  

  Sorry the customs office are close for the weekend. But our internal investigation have reported that you are or not on the Bermuda island.

  (Doesn't take long to count 180 turfs.)
• Jcboone😎 May 9, 2015

  I want to be there
  I plan on staying for a week or so
  I will stay near the airport
  Yes
  And I have bacon and will send beer your way!
• yomama1064 May 9, 2015

  when will the ferry service open? im too heavy for an airplane, but im good at floating 👊
• hotrodtech May 9, 2015

  Knock knock✊✊
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 May 9, 2015

  hotrodtech wrote:

  Knock knock✊✊
  

  😳 did someone say smoke monster?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 May 9, 2015

  yomama1064 wrote:

  when will the ferry service open? im too heavy for an airplane, but im good at floating 👊
  

  I'm with you yomama but we would probably sink the ferry.
• ¯°·Յ།Ǥ Յø̌ՏՏ¯°· May 9, 2015

  I'm applying for a visa, I have a license to hunt down terrorists and illegals ( plenty had landed) I have a crew already in place in Bermuda, my service is free, I'll be staying until the job is done.
• ★BAD ИΞWS★ May 9, 2015

  ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ wrote:

  Ooohhhh, plies take miiiiihhhh.

  Me wants to build a farm therr 🌾, wif flowers and taxing and hugggging🌺🌹🌸🌷.

  There will be no bad war and everyone will stay piessfull.

  😐
  

  But there will be bad news there
• ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ May 9, 2015

  ★BΛD ИΞWS★ wrote:

  ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ wrote:

  Ooohhhh, plies take miiiiihhhh.

  Me wants to build a farm therr 🌾, wif flowers and taxing and hugggging🌺🌹🌸🌷.

  There will be no bad war and everyone will stay piessfull.

  😐
  

  But there will be bad news there

  No one loves the messenger who brings bad news.
  (Sophocles)
• Lord R. Rahl May 9, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Heartbreak💔Kid wrote:

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Heartbreak💔Kid wrote:

  I've got a valid ticket. Wonder what the chances are that I can take a vacation in Bermuda?
  

  A 24 hours vacation?

  I'm thinking a permanent vacation. Just sit back and relax and sip on a nice alcoholic beverage.

  Maybe if you send the said alcoholic beverages our way... With maple infused flavor preferably.

  The bar is always open. There is no charge, but donations gladly accepted🍺🍸🍹🍷

  The bar has been closed.
• Jcboone😎 May 9, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  I want to be there
  I plan on staying for a week or so
  I will stay near the airport
  Yes
  And I have bacon and will send beer your way!
  

  Can I get in or not
• ZRAYGO May 9, 2015

  There I was, relaxing on the beach in my Speedo. When I gang of Federales threw a bag over my head and took me into this dilapidated shack.

  While Macas held me, Zoom proceeded with a cavity search. Graveyard was there taking pictures the whole time. There were others as well.

  They took all of my belongings, placed me on plane and sent me packing.

  The last thing I saw as the plane took off was the Federales in a big group laughing and smelling Zoom's finger.
• LaTortuga May 9, 2015

  Wow Zray sounds like a bad vacation. I on the other hand have had my travel Visa permanently canceled by the authorities because of some obscure weight restriction rule. Someone at Imigration had the nerve to call me Fatty! That is not right! 🐢
• ◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ May 9, 2015

  It was the speedo bud. No one wants to see that.
• ZRAYGO May 10, 2015

  ★ZᎧᎧM★ wrote:

  It was the speedo bud. No one wants to see that.
  

  Damn. I thought all the cool kids wore them
• fizzyfuzzy May 10, 2015

  ZRAYGO wrote:

  ★ZᎧᎧM★ wrote:

  It was the speedo bud. No one wants to see that.
  

  Damn. I thought all the cool kids wore them

  I think you might be thinking of fanny packs?!
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ May 10, 2015

  I want my toes in the water, and my ass in the sand.
  I'd like to stay for a year.
  I pay taxes.
  I just ate the last of my bacon stash, but I can get more.
  Am I alone? Forever it seems.
• ＭＩＣＨＡＥＬ ＭＹＥＲＳ May 10, 2015

  Only queers live bermuda!!! So stick it up yer arse.
• ༼ཋ།д☡རས༽ May 10, 2015

  I'll bring cookies
• CookieMob May 10, 2015

  ༼🔥ཋ།д☡རས🔥༽ wrote:

  I'll bring cookies
  

  Cookies what?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 May 10, 2015

  ⛽🔥GAS FACE 😡 wrote:

  another stupid from Mav?
  

  Are you mad Horseface?
• Jcboone😎 May 10, 2015

  I will give iTunes gift cards if you let me in
• Cazzo May 13, 2015

  Why are you visiting? - putting down new roots
  How long will you be staying?- until the ice age
  Where will you be staying? - wherever there is room.
  How much will you spend?- hopefully I will be self sufficient
  Are you alone?- absolutely
• N E K Λ ☆ May 13, 2015

  I managed to find a space 👌
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 13, 2015

  ᏠᑕҍΩᎾΠҽ wrote:

  I will give iTunes gift cards if you let me in
  

  Unreadable name on application. - DENIED
• willturner00 May 27, 2015

  1. I would like to visit because I feel like it.
  2. I will stay however long I feel like staying.
  3. I will stay wherever I feel like staying.
  4. I will be alone if I feel like it.

  is that enough info?
• ████ⓙʘⓔ████ May 27, 2015

  ℣ℰ₮ⅈػ wrote:

  hotrodtech wrote:

  Knock knock✊✊
  

  😳 did someone say smoke monster?

  😟 hide the children 😟

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