Anti jokes thread! Where was Sally during the explosion?
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Everywhere.
Post your favourite anti jokes
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How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her
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Why did Sally fall off the swing
She didnt have arms.
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Doomarang wrote:
Knock knock.Why did Sally fall off the swing
She didnt have arms.
Whose there?
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Was everywhere, then i got capped out 😂Everywhere.
Post your favourite anti jokes
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✧ᔖДᏞᏞჄ☠И~山~Я✧ wrote:
That's it. Thread over.!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Was everywhere, then i got capped out 😂Everywhere.
Post your favourite anti jokes
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rojo2017 wrote:
This made me laugh louder than it should have 😂👍Doomarang wrote:
Knock knock.Why did Sally fall off the swing
She didnt have arms.
Whose there?
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ᎷᎪᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᎡ wrote:
😂😂😂Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
It was funnyrojo2017 wrote:
This made me laugh louder than it should have 😂👍Doomarang wrote:
Knock knock.Why did Sally fall off the swing
She didnt have arms.
Whose there?
Not Sally. -
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Me too lolrojo2017 wrote:
This made me laugh louder than it should have 😂👍Doomarang wrote:
Knock knock.Why did Sally fall off the swing
She didnt have arms.
Whose there?
Not Sally. -
Knock knock
Go away I have a gun
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Stevie wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
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a man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
the librarian looks at him and says "fuck off, you won't bring it back"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Col. Sanders.
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💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 wrote:
here's another answer... because george bush fucked it and didnt have an exit strategyWhy did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Col. Sanders.
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devildriver wrote:
Lola man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
the librarian looks at him and says "fuck off, you won't bring it back"
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Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only place they can find love.
Why not Baseball?
They can't find home.
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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding.....He hadn't opened his present yet
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ᎷᎪᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᎡ wrote:
what did the blind and deaf cancer patient get for christmas?What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding.....He hadn't opened his present yet
aids
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Tom and Jack were playing golf. Tom was about to putt for birdie on the 5th,when a funeral procession happened to be driving along the adjacent road to the golf course.
Tom put his putter down and faced the procession with his hands together and head down as a sign of respect.
"That's very nice of you mate" said Jack, as Tom was picking up his putter to return to the game.
Tom replied " well I was married to her for 32 years.."Ohh, he got the birdie..
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༦ᵑყͦიͫǥͣɪͩ༤ wrote:
Stevie wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette...
I don't have a corvette in my garage
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What do you call Wind in his Hair from "Dances with Wolves" after cancer?
Wind on his Scalp
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You were all excited to get a gift.
The gift was a empty box.
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ʂϣᶓᶓƫﭐᶓ wrote:
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette...
I don't have a corvette in my garage
Hopefully you don't have a pile of dead babies at your garage too.
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What would you get when you would kill all assholes?
You get left with cunts and bellends.
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When I die , I want to go the same way my grandfather died, peacefully and silently in his sleep. Not screaming and crying in hysterics like the other 57 passengers on his bus.
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