1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Turns out plants do nothing to zombies
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Hot tub is too hot.
243
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Got caught by the wife with the girl friend.
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★IИDY PΛCΞЯS★ wrote:
242Got caught by the wife with the girl friend.
Tried to travel at light speed. It's pretty much impossible to travel light speed.
241
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A sniper missed their target and hit you instead
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Uranium enriched bullet gives you cancer 239
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Went to Amsterdam's red light district with your girlfriend. It became a hooker-girlfriend bitch fest against you. 238
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Given 100 small cuts all around your body. Slowly bled to death while the song you hate the most played in the background.
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Thought you could roll around at the speed of sound. You couldn't
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Blended by plane
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Shown that squares were round. OD'd on all sorts of wierd stuff. 234
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Trapped in a inclosed box with no holes.
The way you got in there is a different story.
233
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Overslept the day of a life-saving operation. 232
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Carolina reaper 231
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Attacked by creature no one believes exist.
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Tried to be Indiana Jones.
Didn't realize you couldn't actually outrun a giant boulder.
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Mistook poisonous cactus for but plug. 228
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Comically falling anvil landed on your head.
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Went insane trying to get all of the squares to make a circle
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Hugged turf. 225
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That's not what they meant by blending.
224
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Cocaine overdose.
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Crushed my ceiling fan while making a milkshake
222
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Crushed my milkshake while making a ceiling fan.
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Stuffy nose clogged up your whole respiratory system.
220
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Got karate chopped by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
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219^
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Tore Chuck Norris' chest hair out. Who knew that he had fists in every hair folicle and two large fists in his nipples. 218
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Forgot to look left then right
Jolly green giant trod on my bails -
Died from Internet withdrawal during a power outage
216
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