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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• Helixranger Apr 14, 2015

  Deleted your twitter account.

  324
• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Apr 14, 2015

  Tried to rob a store, stopped by Florida Man's bag o' tricks. 323
• Samuly1 Apr 15, 2015

  So THAT'S what the teacup does.....
  322
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Apr 15, 2015

  Countdown to death: 3...2...1
• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Apr 15, 2015

  Tried to steal Canadian Man's car, but the snow tunnel collapsed. 320
• Helixranger Apr 15, 2015

  Gain super speed, but you tripped when you were running. You left a man-sized hole through 3 skyscrapers, your house, 15 cars, 2 garages, and a person.

  319
• Samuly1 Apr 16, 2015

  Gained the ability to control fire. Did not become fireproof
  318
• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Apr 16, 2015

  Tried to poison pigeons in the park, ate some of the peanuts instead. 317
• Helixranger Apr 16, 2015

  Drunk doctor operate on you.

  316
• hotrodtech Apr 16, 2015

  Ate 100 boxes of pop rocks and then drank a coke had intestinal failure from too much gas 315
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Apr 16, 2015

  Released into Elsewhere.
  3:14
• Helixranger Apr 16, 2015

  Tried to drink a whole bottle of vodka.

  313
• ℳℐℂᏦℰᎽ Apr 16, 2015

  Opened your eyes to ex girlfriend.
  312
• 💫✨🌟GVYG(A)🌟✨💫 Apr 17, 2015

  Called 311 instead of 911 when there's a wolf and a tiger in your house - 311
• Helixranger Apr 17, 2015

  So thirsty, you resort to drink ocean water.

  Dumbass.

  310
• Samuly1 Apr 17, 2015

  You pirate a new game. Turns out the developer included an anti-pirating measure that makes your computer explode
  309
• ∞-№ɵƔӓᏲ-∞ Apr 17, 2015

  Used the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 in the lotto.

  308
• ZRAYGO Apr 17, 2015

  Got so frustrated trying read 👆🏼 that guy's name I stabbed my eyes out and died of an infection.

  307
• Samuly1 Apr 19, 2015

  Went to NYC and died of claustrophobia from the crowded streets
  306
• Helixranger Apr 19, 2015

  Doubted the existence of aliens.

  305
• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Apr 19, 2015

  Messed with Virginia man. 304
• TheHazardMastwr Apr 19, 2015

  Capped the top player in turf wars turf 303
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Apr 19, 2015

  So odd you couldn't even for your life.
  302
• Samuly1 Apr 20, 2015

  You didn't believe that he was the captain now
  301
• 😘 Apr 20, 2015

  Kicked into a pit 300
• hotrodtech Apr 20, 2015

  Reached into garbage disposal to get stuck fork but forgot to turn it off and it ate you too 299
• N E K Λ ☆ Apr 20, 2015

  Ate yourself... 298
• hotrodtech Apr 20, 2015

  ☆Ƞєƙɑ☠Ⴢ†ɑɼ☆ wrote:

  Ate yourself... 298
  

  If I could do that I'd never leave the house , oh wait that's lick yourself 😳😱
• Helixranger Apr 20, 2015

  2012 movie happens at 2015.

  297
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Apr 20, 2015

  Square rooted into the nᵀᴴ dimension.
  296

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