1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Slipped on some stairs while holding an umbrella. As you fell the umbrella stood upright openung itself up leaving your neck to be impaled.
412 -
Created the identity of an Italian hitman so yoi could join the mob, subsequently you're invited to a party. As it Turns out, you're allergic to poisoned garlic.
411
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You're into weird stuff for pleasure. SUVs don't feel so good. 410
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Tried self pleasure with a bedpost got so excited lifted your feet off the ground and you turned into a shishkabob 409
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Coin behind your ear fell into your ear.
408 -
Experienced the same death as Edward II
407 -
You saw a fluffy unicorn but your dad wouldn't play for it. You died because it was so fluffy. 406
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Someone threw the bowling ball backwards at you.
405 -
Encountered glitch Pokemon in real life, and reality gets corrupted - 404
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Went to Antarctica but packed your summer clothes 403
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You manged to find the last remaining T-Rex
402 -
Tried to be Ezio in reality, fell because your hookblades were paper maché.
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You were a French soldier in any war ever
400 -
Cut off and eat parts of yourself and see how much of yourself you can eat before you die. 399
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You insulted a Canadian man's snow and maple syrup export business and challenged him to a hockey game, who he'd hire Happy Gilmore? 398
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Fireworks blew up in your face.
397 -
Molten plastic poured over you. It's a good thing you wore a heatproof suit. However, now you're stuck inside... Completely preserved... Forever - 396
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Thought Ice Cube could float. Drowned when your boat sank and you were his life preserver. 395
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Got trampled after the Mounties caught you stealing from the National Maple Syrup Reserve
394 -
Your landlord shot you in the hard for not paying your rent
393 -
Sealed inside a bulletproof case and thrown off the cargo hold of a plane.
392 -
Found your way into the Labyrinth
391 -
Your water's Hydrogen atom has one more proton. Looks like water, smells like water, even tastes like water. It kills you anyway.
390 -
You sniffed too much Canadian money and OD's on maple syrup fumes. Who knew that was possible? 389
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Rock star smashed his guitar on your head.
388
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Raped and poisoned by a giant nazi scorpion.
387
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Killed in a tragic golfing accident. Who knew those carts could kill?
386 -
Your mom poisoned your dick and you go to masterbait and die
385 -
You ate some 'Murican bacon after living in Canada. Mind=blown. 384
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Too intense of a workout for you to handle.
383
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