1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Forgot your manners at a tea party 561
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YOU wrote:
I don't know if it's been doneForgot your manners at a tea party 561
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jjman14 wrote:
562Forgot your manners at a tea party 561
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You were trying to kill James Bond but he got away and you died 560
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Capopo wrote:
561You were trying to kill James Bond but he got away and you died 560
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Gamma Radiation Exposure. You tried to become Hulk.
560
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Crota summons his oversoul
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Underwater when the temp dirastically drops, freezing you under the surface.
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558^
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Shredded by sharks and rocks while surfing
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You fought heroically against a beaver.
556
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You tried to tell Colonel Sanders that your chicken was better because you didn't put an addictive chemical in it that made you crave it everynight smart-ass. 555
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You're Adolf Hitler. 554
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You enter yourself into a robot fighting Contest, 1 punch and the match is over 553
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Taser was set to overcharged. Ouch.
552
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Swallowed a straw and got lodged in your throat.
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Fell in a woodchipper.
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Tried to tell people Area 51's secrets.
549
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Marked for negation
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Really wanted to test the effects of gravity off of a mountain... 547
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You told a physician that the dress was white and gold. You argued forever about it, until he killed you by shoving the dress down your throat.
546
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Forgot how to eat 545
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hotrodtech wrote:
I don't see how this is a way to dieTried to do the buried alive escape trick and succeeded, came out alive 👍 631
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Dinklebot malfunction
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Kangaroos can box very well.
543
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A space heater burned you to death
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Played the sims for 9 days straight and died from lack of sleep and dehydration
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541👆
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Lord Gaben came down from the skies.
His huge dick with the god.
Today was the day.
He hit everyone on earth with his cock.
No deaths yet.Lilpistol was hit with the cock.
He fell down.
Lilpistol looked up.
"Gaben?"
"I-Is that you?"
"Yes."
Lord Gaben looked at the tiny human.
There was silence.
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"Suck."
Lilpistol looked at LG in shock.
"I said to suck."
He obeyed.
He began sucking the giant dick.
Lord Gaben did this to 1 person each day.
Lilpistols mouth was covering around the cock.
Lilpistol bit his penis.
Lord Gaben came.
The semen sliced lilpistol in half,only leaving soul.
The souls wings were ripped in the process.
Lord Gaben picked up the soul and put him in his pocket.
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Lord Gaben was shit at contests.
He lost in a dick punch contest today.
He was beat by Dickey.
Hes left eye popped out of his eye socket.
He went to the market.
Asked the lady;
"How much is one eye?"
"won sol en 3 buckt o cum"
Gaben came in three buckets.
TO BE CONTINUED -
PART 2 OF LILPISTOLS DEATH
Lord Gaben then gave the wingless soul to the fatass lady.
She didnt even notice that it was wingless.
Lilpistol was trapped in the eye.
All he saw was weed,semen,cocks,mountain dew,darkness,and skin.
For 40 years straight.
Dickey,the champion of dick puching was sick of Gabens tiny asshole.
Dickey broke in Gabens Mansion.
Dickey shoved his dick up Gabens wet ass.
Blood came out of his ass.
He then shit his pants.
A bloody,poop covered dick.
Dickey shoved his dick farther,going into his stomach,then throat,then out of the mouth.
Dickey went back a little and went up gabens brain.
Dickey had 80 eyes on and in his dick.
Dickey came inside his brain.
The cum splattered everywhere.
Hit the eye were lilpistol is.
And the eye popped out.
Rest in periodblood lilpistol.
Gaben realized that his anus can print money and became a stripper with Dickey.
Dickey and gaben had the hottest sex ever.
The end c:
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