Question for the golden oldies

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euser Jan 8, 2015

It's my birthday today I'm 27 I'm starting to get a little paranoid about turning 30 do I automatically go to sleep at 830pm yell at young kids telling them to get off my lawn (I already do 😱)
So if a All u oldies could tell me wat life brings after 30 that would be great!
Ricky Spencini Jan 8, 2015

After 30 soon comes 40 ! 😂😂😂😂😂
〓B A T I S T A〓 Jan 8, 2015

More wisedom and happiness..
Happy birthday mate👍🎈🎁🎉
⌖🔥ຮ໒ศཞƶƴ₮ཡཡ๑🔥⌖ Jan 8, 2015

Happy Birthday to my favorite bird. Your not even old yet.
§LY Jan 8, 2015

Are you just trying to make me feel old again? Happy birthday bro!! Lets go for beers tonight 👍
〓K Я A M P U S〓 Jan 8, 2015

I hated hated hated my 30th birthday! 😡 31's pretty close. Not sure I'm going to like that either.
euser Jan 8, 2015

Wat happened did all ur hair fall out and balls drag on the ground?
〓K Я A M P U S〓 Jan 8, 2015

Oh and Happy Birthday! 😄👍
Boner Jams '03 Jan 8, 2015

30 was worse than 35 for some reason.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 8, 2015

30's was a joke...if I remember correctly. 40 was a tiny bit worse of a bummer. 50 was harder than I thought it was gonna be and I'm def not looking forward to 60.

My suggestion...start stocking up on depends now. You can never have too many.

Meh, at least the ( • )Y( • ) are still where they're supposed to be.
◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ Jan 8, 2015

Ƭҥє Ғʟ₳ՊɪℵǤʘ wrote:
Wat happened did all ur hair fall out and balls drag on the ground?

YES
The Gipper Jan 8, 2015

Happy birthday buddy. I think it was 31 or 32 that I noticed my body mass had shifted a half inch lower. Everywhere. Never quite recovered from that.

Other than that, it's not so bad. You may not stay out as late, you can't recover as well in the mornings when you do, and you learn that it's ok to eat quiche and still be considered a man.
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jan 9, 2015

The Gipper wrote:
Happy birthday buddy. I think it was 31 or 32 that I noticed my body mass had shifted a half inch lower. Everywhere. Never quite recovered from that.

Other than that, it's not so bad. You may not stay out as late, you can't recover as well in the mornings when you do, and you learn that it's ok to eat quiche and still be considered a man.

I mostly agree with all of this. Never had quiche though. I got an eliptical and have been on it an hour each weekday for 2 weeks now in an effort to lose those pounds I've gained.
⚕Ðя⌖₲я℧སǥཛ⚕ Jan 9, 2015

A wise man once said to me, "you're not old until you can no longer double your age and expect to be living."

At 53... I don't think I'll be around at 106. I'm therefore... OLD!
euser Jan 9, 2015

I heard you are only as young as the women ur fucking that makes me 22 😃
ཀཛསаངཟ(F℧꒖gΔL🍄) Jan 9, 2015

Happy bday budd enjoy it
DaffyDuck Jan 9, 2015

Dirty thirties is all u need to look forward too
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Jan 9, 2015

27??? I've got socks older than you!!! Happy birthday
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Jan 9, 2015

30s? I wish I could remember that far back!
doVa (RETIRED) Jan 9, 2015

Happy birthday 👍🎉👏
clint crawford Jan 10, 2015

★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
30s? I wish I could remember that far back!

Agree
§LY Jan 10, 2015

Meh, at least the ( • )Y( • ) are still where they're supposed to be.

Saba thoes tits are spaced to far apart.. clearly fakies
dr p Jan 10, 2015

Grey pubes

Happy birthday
10 PIN TONY Jan 10, 2015

Just wait till the erectile dysfunction sets in!!!
euser Jan 10, 2015

★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Just wait till the erectile dysfunction sets in!!!

😱 fuk that shoot me now 😩 - 🔫
★〓⌖ Viper ⌖〓★ Jan 13, 2015

Ƭҥє Ғʟ₳ՊɪℵǤʘ wrote:
I heard you are only as young as the women ur fucking that makes me 22 😃

I like this rule, this puts me back under 30 again. Thanks for the heads up Flamingo.
Gone baby gone Jan 13, 2015

★〓🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥〓★ wrote:
Ƭҥє Ғʟ₳ՊɪℵǤʘ wrote:
I heard you are only as young as the women ur fucking that makes me 22 😃

I like this rule, this puts me back under 30 again. Thanks for the heads up Flamingo.
Crap that just aged me 10 years thanks a lot E 😂😂
euser Jan 13, 2015

ƬãᴄƬõᴡƞ⌖ƹͣgͩʗͩ wrote:
★〓🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥〓★ wrote:
Ƭҥє Ғʟ₳ՊɪℵǤʘ wrote:
I heard you are only as young as the women ur fucking that makes me 22 😃

I like this rule, this puts me back under 30 again. Thanks for the heads up Flamingo.
Crap that just aged me 10 years thanks a lot E 😂😂

Viper 😉👍nice work
Tac u dirty old Man U 😉
euser Jan 13, 2015

Oh n nothing wrong with a cougar that's where I done my aprentership
OneThumbBastard Jan 13, 2015

Mommy, are those monkeys flying out of the wallpaper?
RSXJR Jan 13, 2015

Innocent Saba wrote:
30's was a joke...if I remember correctly. 40 was a tiny bit worse of a bummer. 50 was harder than I thought it was gonna be and I'm def not looking forward to 60.

My suggestion...start stocking up on depends now. You can never have too many.

Meh, at least the ( • )Y( • ) are still where they're supposed to be.

Couldn't have said it better myself... My 15 year old is able to push me around now, let's hope he has that energy when I'm in a wheelchair!