Any good Puns?
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my friends bakery burnt down yesterday, now his business is toast.
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་B༏ᎶᎠᎪᎠᎠ༑ᏦΔΠΣ་ wrote:
I got rid of my Hoover the other day.
Well ! It was just gathering dust.
That sucks.
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་B༏ᎶᎠᎪᎠᎠ༑ᏦΔΠΣ་ wrote:
Alternate ending?. ..... "It sucked"I got rid of my Hoover the other day.
Well ! It was just gathering dust.
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Look up bull New Zealand. That town is full of puns
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Broken puppets for sale.No strings attached.
A new broom came out.Its sweeping the nation
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I was gonna try anal, but fuck it!
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What's a computer program that predicts global warming called?
An Al-Gore-ithm!
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