I was just hit by a car!!
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yonkers son wrote:
Nah, just kiddin😜 fuck this guy! How's your day going? Looking for positivity! Tell me what good has happened to you today?!?I hope mr71vwbus gets hit by a car
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Lol!
Had a good business lunch. Just got back home putting on the sweatpants and bunny slippers. My idea of a good day at the office. 😊
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Oh man Gip...bunny slippers😖
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Son, my son not Yonkers, stayed asleep long enough to try some Jeep freedom top leak remedies....
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How coincidental. Biking on my way to my college finals this morning I was two inches from being flattened. Damn texting drivers.
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Had a great scrotum cleansing two days ago. Does that count as positivity?
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Start my new job tomorrow, just ate my favorite dinner and was offered a 3some lol
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Volturi wrote:
Woohoo, you're Lucky PierreStart my new job tomorrow, just ate my favorite dinner and was offered a 3some lol
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YOU wrote:
And I never thought I'd actually get to use that term. :)Volturi wrote:
Woohoo, you're Lucky PierreStart my new job tomorrow, just ate my favorite dinner and was offered a 3some lol
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I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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whette fartze wrote:
Your a cop and that's your name?..... Well uh okay then.I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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Barney69 wrote:
That's Officer fartze to you!whette fartze wrote:
Your a cop and that's your name?..... Well uh okay then.I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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Barney69 wrote:
Nah I have a year to go! But in my defense I made that username when I was around 16 years old hahawhette fartze wrote:
Your a cop and that's your name?..... Well uh okay then.I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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whette fartze wrote:
Don't you hate when you make stuff when you were younger? 😜 my xbox live name is foxygrandpa with some numbers 😂 and I never wanted to pay to Change it.Barney69 wrote:
Nah I have a year to go! But in my defense I made that username when I was around 16 years old hahawhette fartze wrote:
Your a cop and that's your name?..... Well uh okay then.I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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whette fartze wrote:
How long does it take to become a cop? DamnBarney69 wrote:
Nah I have a year to go! But in my defense I made that username when I was around 16 years old hahawhette fartze wrote:
Your a cop and that's your name?..... Well uh okay then.I passed my block exam for my police courses :D it was a hard test and if I failed I'd be washed back and have to retake the course
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Innocent Saba wrote:
no wonder tw doesnt smell like balls anymoreHad a great scrotum cleansing two days ago. Does that count as positivity?
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@barney lol yeah my xbox live gamer tag was big kitty lumps until recently... It's still my psn name
@Bjams '03 it can take anywhere between 2.5 to 3 years with the school I'm in -
(For you older Turfers)
I got hit by a Toyota once...
Oh what a feeling!!! -
I ate McDonald's this morning. Which is the same as saying my day will be shit for the rest of the day
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I just went to the BMV to transfer the plates from my old car to my new car.....I was in and out in 5 min! Winning
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
I like when that happens it just depends what office I go to I've got 5 to choose from one I can be in and out in less than 5 min nomatter what I need , I'll let ya kno next week how long it takes me to register my 3 sledsI just went to the BMV to transfer the plates from my old car to my new car.....I was in and out in 5 min! Winning
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Innocent Saba wrote:
I never do that!!Had a great scrotum cleansing two days ago. Does that count as positivity?
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Woke up today. Any day you're on this side if the topsoil, you're winning. Have a great Friday everybody!
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The Chef wrote:
Toyota.(For you older Turfers)
I got hit by a Toyota once...
Oh what a feeling!!!Going forward, even when you don't want to.
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ѕ¢αяℓєт яαιи wrote:
I think this belongs in the pun thread....The Chef wrote:
Toyota.(For you older Turfers)
I got hit by a Toyota once...
Oh what a feeling!!!Going forward, even when you don't want to.
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