Texting acronyms for old people...like me

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◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ Dec 9, 2014

you youngster think you have us fooled but we can text also...here are some for folks over 60...like me.😜

And for the older crowd, we use:

ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where’s the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
〓 S E E K E R 〓 Dec 9, 2014

😂😂👍 awesome
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Dec 9, 2014

Lmfao!!!!!!
SOSA™ Dec 9, 2014

〓 S E E K E R 〓 wrote:
😂😂👍 awesome
U-571 Dec 9, 2014

this is funny!!
footsoldier Dec 9, 2014

Lmfao👍🌹
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Dec 9, 2014

CMB: Covered my Bedicare?
Big Marn Dec 9, 2014

That was great moose!!!
Lmfao!!!
Doomarang Dec 10, 2014

Oh don't worry, us youngsters have still got some tricks up our sleeves😏
Visɧɓuɱe Dec 10, 2014

Brilliant!
ßǤÐɑtƶ Dec 10, 2014

GOML...Get off my lawn!!!
MVA... More Viagra Alice
Nоah Dec 10, 2014

😂👍
Luigi Nicholas Dec 10, 2014

That's great moose! GTG (Got to groan).
SkyTheLimit Dec 10, 2014

Awesome!
R Kipling Dec 10, 2014

That is funny
◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ Dec 10, 2014

Visɧɓuɱe 21 hours ago Quote
Brilliant!
✯иσяωεgιαи ιсε✯ Dec 11, 2014

Brilliant