I'm just waiting...
Forums βΊ General Discussion βΊ I'm just waiting...-
...for someone to make a poem about how much they hate (or sarcastically love) Potato Mashers.
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Potato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dick -
Damn IPod lol!
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I used my only toolbox
Hoping for some luck
Give me brens or AR-15's
Some luparas wouldn't suckThe big black box proclaims I won
A special looted treat
A wooden handled piece of crap
Boy did I get beat π -
Beans beans the musical fruit...
Wait... Never mind
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γIPODGUYγ wrote:
πPotato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dick -
γIPODGUYγ wrote:
Beautiful.Potato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dickI used my only toolbox
Hoping for some luck
Give me brens or AR-15's
Some luparas wouldn't suckThe big black box proclaims I won
A special looted treat
A wooden handled piece of crap
Boy did I get beat π -
β¦ΜΆα¦αΝ£αΝ©ΔΝ©α¬β¦ wrote:
Brings a tear to the eye, don't it?γIPODGUYγ wrote:
Beautiful.Potato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dickI used my only toolbox
Hoping for some luck
Give me brens or AR-15's
Some luparas wouldn't suckThe big black box proclaims I won
A special looted treat
A wooden handled piece of crap
Boy did I get beat π -
"A sober person would throw it..."
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Ojibwe wrote:
It does. It really does. This is exactly what I wanted.β¦ΜΆα¦αΝ£αΝ©ΔΝ©α¬β¦ wrote:
Brings a tear to the eye, don't it?γIPODGUYγ wrote:
Beautiful.Potato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dickI used my only toolbox
Hoping for some luck
Give me brens or AR-15's
Some luparas wouldn't suckThe big black box proclaims I won
A special looted treat
A wooden handled piece of crap
Boy did I get beat π -
Espresso shot, Sweet victory!
A blessing in a cup
Equip and change my destiny
And fill my stam back upYou're trying to push me around
But I refilled my cup
You should have watched your mouth cause now
It's time to fuck you up -
Oh you found someone to gun your V?
Well isn't that just great!
I'll have to work a little harder
So you can meet your fateCement shoes are great because
I knocked your friend out cold
And capped you while he's useless
Cause I've got this fight controlled -
γIPODGUYγ wrote:
ClassicππππEspresso shot, Sweet victory!
A blessing in a cup
Equip and change my destiny
And fill my stam back upYou're trying to push me around
But I refilled my cup
You should have watched your mouth cause now
It's time to fuck you up -
I wish i wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apa..... Oh wait
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Three bag men with booze to sell
A boss to watch it all
A distribution center with a
Secret smuggling hallSo hand your income over here
And don't you make me wait
Cause I'm the guy that taxes you
With my big one thirty eight -
γIPODGUYγ wrote:
Potato masher, antique grenade
Can really make me blue
I took out a rival one hundred times
And all I won was youNot too strong, but plentiful
And there through thin and thick
Potato masher, antique grenade
Feel free to suck my dickBeautiful, I creid every tiem
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I love potato mashers
With all their holes
For my dinner
They have an important roleBut it's their other use
That's makes me know
That I'm very safe
Wherever I goI don't need I gun
When there is a fight
A potato masher
Will see me rightIt's faster than a bullet
It's deadlier than a gun
Fighting with potato mashers
Is lots of funI hit people with them
And steal their money
Then I put them in hospital
And I find that funnySo I'll tell you right now,
And I'll leave you right there,
If you don't have a potato masher
Then you better be aware. -
You horse head throwing piece of crap
You sapped my will to fight
Yesterday I spent an hour
To get my setups rightTwo days worth of Respect points
Were just flushed down the drain
I refilled my stamina
And you took it away again -
I guess this new thread is "The Poets of TW"
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They just pop into my head. Why did you have to start this? π©
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You have a gift for rhyme.
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You should work side by side with Fallacy and have a poetry section in TW News.
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these are so great πππ
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Who is it and where is he?
You sit and scratch your head
You fell for an omertΓ
And I stopped your progress deadBalaclava on my face
And you without a clue
Your turf is gone and so am I
There's nothing you can do -
π π π
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You don't put in time punching codes
But talk a lot of shit
Is it really any wonder
Why your turfs are getting hit"I need help" is what you beg
"They're bullies" is your call
Punch for fifteen minutes a day
And your mob won't be so small -
I guess I'll start a mule account
For Stam and turfs and stuff
Maybe start some V's for me
If the fighting gets too rough"Hey babe I need to use your phone,
This app's a lot of fun"
Well Bae took over the mule account
And I'm back to square one π -
In the time IPG revived this post I've acquired 145 more mashers.
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10 more dildos.
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